Mad sounds in your ear

Dear Mom,

We finally got out of your house, making a life for ourselves. You never cared about us back then, don't pretend you do now. More importantly, don't act like we owe you something. You never did anything for us, don't except us to return you any kind of favors. You're a piece of shit, please don't contact us ever again. Have a good life.

Ricky: I guess I don't look enough to notice that. I just always thought they looked painful.

Ricky: I still don't really get the point of high heels.

Arabella: Well, it makes you look hot I guess.

Ricky: No I meant an actual shoe. That's also a phone.

Ricky: I promise I don't own bright red stilettos.

Ricky: It's old, from the 60s, but still worth it. The main character has a shoe phone.

Arabella: ok ok. At first I thought you wanted something like the hamburger phone in Juno, but shaped as a shoe.

Ricky: I know... that was the point. It's a comedy show.

Ricky: You should watch it.

Ricky: Call people, of course.

Ricky: You've never seen Get Smart?

Arabella: No???

Ricky: Can I get a shoe phone?

Ricky: They'll never know what hit them. We just need to get some cool gadgets.

Ricky: I think Agent Lea is pretty awesome. Want to be partners?

Ricky: Thank you. This is why I need you around.

Ricky: Agent Andrew, international man of mystery.

Ricky: Though I have trouble remembering my fake name sometimes.

Arabella: Oh man, I'm so jealous, Agent Lea doesn't sound as badass.

Ricky: This is my first time using a fake name. I feel like a secret agent.