in brightest day

Terry, all the time no matter how stupid the situation to Bruces disappointment: Guess I’ll Die Then

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’.

hi where the fuck do you think that fragment is getting nominative case. listen to me. subjects of transitive verbs in nom-acc languages get nominative case by agreeing with a tense node. are you listening. fragments are accusative in english because that’s the default case when there’s no case-assigning node. meet me in the pit behind the denny’s and i will explain this to you. bring a whiteboard

maybe my favorite post to ever happen

“hi where the fuck do you think that fragment is getting nominative case”

Does kirby-ebooks know that literally everything they said here is Iconic?

Headcanon that sometimes Kon wakes up at 4 am to Tim wide awake and wasting precious sleep time just browsing his phone or playing a game. Most people would expect Kon to push the phone away but Kon knows that Tim can’t really help his insomnia. So instead he snuggles him, turns the light on, and joins him awake until Tims tired enough to sleep. Sometimes he tires him out with a lap around the world and a conversation where he makes Tim talk about a lot of complicated stuff until Tim has trouble articulating what he means. Then Kon knows he’s not far from sleep and starts to take him back home, where Tim usually falls asleep on the way back.