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this is the shoplifting cat reblog and good lifting luck will come ur way

Kohls and CVS haul from yesterday (: Lorac Pro Palette $42.00 Lorac Pro Matte Palette $28.00 The Balm, Balm Jovi Palette $39.50 Lorac Behind The Scenes Eye Primer x2 $42.00 The Balm, Balm Desert Bronzer/Blush $21.00 Professional Brush Cleaner $9.00 Graphic Tees x2 $56.00 CVS Elf Prism Eyeshadow $10.00 NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream x2 $12.00 NYX Matte Lipstick x2 $12.00 Total: $271.05 Sooo happy guys, this is actually my biggest haul and the only one I’ve posted. I finally got the Meet Matt(e) Nude palette yayyayaya.. and some other things for other people (:

Had a decent haul over the course of the weekend :) seperated pictures by store __________________________________________ VS Pink~ 2 sweatshirts (one for gift ) $110 Socks $10 Christmas undies x4= $42 Total = $162 _______________________________________ Bath & Body Works~ Lip shine x3= $22.50 Lotions x9= $108 Total=  $130.50 _______________________________________ Lush~ African Paradise $40 The experimenter bathbomb $9 Milkey bath $8 Green bubbleroon $9 You’ve been mangoes $7 Guardian of The Forest $7.50 Massage bars x2= $24 2 pink stars = $16 Total= $ 120.50 ____________________________________ Sephora~ Sephora Foundation $20 Nars issist palette  $65 Kat Von D shade + light x2= $98 Nars lipsticks x2 = $54 Double Exposure $52 Full exposure x2= $104 Eyes are the Window $49 Smashbox primer $30 Total~ $472 _____________________________________ Ardene- Jewlery x7 $42 Total- $42 _______________________________________ GRAND TOTAL-$927

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goodnight all

So get off your god damn high horses and chill the fuck out. I cannot express how mad and disappointed I am with you guys. Like I said your responses just showed your bad attitudes and how immature you are. You’re probably gonna try and snark off to me now and defend yourselves but honestly theres nothing you can say to justify laughing at someone who got caught. It’s just unacceptable and if you were really lifters you’d understand that.

if you want to prove you are a mature part of liftblr this is definitely not the way to do it, sorry.

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The important thing is not making the pauses sound super obvious and being able to smoothly start walking while in the middle of a conversation. Don’t look back, don’t stop, don’t fidget, and if you set off the towers just keep walking. SA seem to be more hesitant to stop you if you look like you’re busy. This seems like I pretty simple tip but I’ve seen plenty of people give the “fake a phone call” tip but sometimes it’s hard to think of a realistic sounding conversation while under pressure :)

Got my $200 deposited back into my account today for my MK Selma purse that was “stolen/missing” from fedex … SMH fedex … But yet here she is 😍 my lifting day begins now 😉 Target Tj Maxx Ulta Fred Myers Walmart Macy’s Sports authority Here I come lol

~A maxi skirt in your fave color ~Loads of socks (particularly boot socks and fuzzy socks) ~Cute new undies ~Sparkly accessories for upcoming holiday parties ~Texturizing hairspray or powder ~A nice matte eyeshadow palette (tartelette is gorgeous!) ~New jeans and/or leggings ~Fancy cookie cutters (sur la table has some awesome ones) ~Yummy snacks/baking supplies ~Lotion or body oil ~Face lotion that’s a little heavier than what you use in the summer (should still have spf!!) ~A button up cardigan, a crew or v-neck pull-over sweater, a long open front sweater, and a soft hoodie ~Fall scented candles (or unscented if that’s your thing) or if you know you’ll miss summer, citrus/coconut candles ~Killer dark lipstick ~Vampy nail polish (oxblood, hunter green, navy, copper, gray, etc) ~If you’re skilled enough (I’m sure not), a pair of boots ~Ballet flats ~Scarves ~Bubble bath, bath bombs, or epsom salts

TOTAL: 275.40

this is awesome. i have complained to a few locations before and they always send me boxes of shit.

Part 1 of tonight. Ulta, Books a Million, Michael’s and Target

Total $70.97💕🖖🏼