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BTW sending me porn to show me what you'd do for me is a very valid form of flirting

"who’s my good boy?" annnnnnd it’s all overhhhhjsjsjsjssaaa

you have gross perverted thoughts about me?? that's so sweet

i heavily fw a bowl of fruit

hear me out, a fat fucking salad

wanna poke you and go ‘daaaad’ when im bored

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law

wish you could use me all the time. wanna be cock-drunk and dumb on your length until it's all i know. wanna only keep you warm and satisfied. you wouldn't even have to tie me up when you're busy, just shove anything in my holes and i'd be dumb, milking that thickness till you're back

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

"All you do is whine all day like a puppy." Yeah, because I desire your attention. I want your eyes on me, your hands on my hips and your lips on mine ALL DAY LONG. <- needy puppy