Apples in the Tree

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

Given that evidence suggests all extant forms of cartomancy began as card games and were only later adapted as tools for divination, doing readings with your Pokémon cards is really just respecting the history and traditions of the practice.

#alright we got an inverted mr mime here. either there’s something you’re not letting yourself see for what it is #or a milf lies in your future (via @zeroblogshere)

I swear some songs have noises in the background that make me think my mom is shouting me downstairs and it gets me every time

“Gunar Gunarssonsson” lmao

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine