edward cullen hallucination while i scroll thru ebay: "lowball them"

there is so much pain and suffering in the world but there is also 80s new wave. remember this

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

let me be pervertly clear

I have a girlfriend she just goes to a different layer of the metanarrative

you can’t even dig up your lovers grave and pry open their casket and cradle their corpse to your chest anymore. because of woke

“the real long walk is-“ its the army. it’s recruiters targeting poor kids to sign up for war without knowing the full weight of the decision they’re making that’s the bookkkk