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Johnny harping on about everything while Peter’s lost his whole life and just wants to get to work. (Johnnys just excited to meet a new crush friend and won’t stop barfing words.)

Peter: Sybau

Johnny: Pardon?

Peter: It means nice to meet you

Johnny: Huh…well, blah, blah, blah

Later on…

Sam: Welcome, you can call me Captain America

Johnny: Sybau!

Sam (who knows what it means because of his nephews): I don’t think tha—

Anyone that ships Peter Parker with adult characters now that he’s a fresh adult is weird

Anyone that makes NSFW fanfiction/fanart/edits of Peter now that he’s a fresh adult is weird

If you think MCU spideypool is okay now that Peter is a fresh adult you’re weird, if you think that any MCU avenger x Peter ship is okay now that he’s a fresh adult you’re weird

Waiting until a character is legal to sexualize them and ship them with whole ass adults is weird. Why are we playing the waiting game (waiting until he’s 18). Something tells me you always wanted to sexualize that child and now you just have a rational excuse.

you’re odd, dni if you do that crap

like damn it, time went by too fast. i didn't ask for a giant purple raisin, i didn't ask for time travel, i didn't ask for multiverses...i just wanted smol bean Peter Parker to accidentally call Stark 'dad'. why has everyone moved on from this already?