Obsessed with the internet

#he really is disarmingly sweet and genuinely charming #he’s not even trying he’s just like that #when he was born he probably apologized to his mom for the fuss and told a nurse she was pretty

THE TAG

I will always reblog this

what will happen when macklemore dies?

macklenomore

he’ll be in the macklemorgue

And we’ll macklemourn

who will write his macklememoir

ryan lewis, who loved him the macklemost 

i’ve had it up to here with everyone’s shit. you can’t see where i’m holding my hand to indicate where “here” is, but let me tell you it is waaay above my head

but the real question is how tall are you

this tall. you can’t tell where my hand is but it’s much lower than it was before

how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.

how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your body

Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.

The fact that there are bugs that look like leaves and eels with electricity and frogs that ooze out crazy psychedelic poison makes me soo mad like humans don’t have shit ooo my big brain whoopee where’s my fucking night vision or my wings to fly with what the shit evolution u blew it buddy

i cant fucking breathe

why would they edit so much?

They physically moved her bones. They moved her collar bone lower. I hope stuff like this makes girls realize how ridiculous the media is.

I am thoroughly disgusted by all this.