judge, jury, and executioner

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

surprisingly difficult pill to swallow: most people are not playing 8 dimensional mind chess and can be taken at face value

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding

@mortuarybees​: #i think its deeply important for all of us to come to terms with the fact that its actually fine to be mildly inconvenienced

I think I might be about to send a deranged email