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Orange bodysuit 🍊🌱

You may not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

"Master Yoda... is Darth Vader my father?"

"Mmm... rest I need. Yes... rest."

MARK HAMILL as LUKE SKYWALKER

Orcish Cannoneers

“It’s a thankless job, and you’ll probably die in an explosion. But the pay is pretty good.” —Toothlicker Harj, Orcish Captain

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Bitter Triumph (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan) - Donato Giancola

Furnace Whelp

Baby dragons can’t figure out humans—if they didn’t want to be killed, why were they made of meat and treasure?