Apollo

So, how you gonna pass the family test? Delicious or impressive?

Musk is begging for cash because he made the stupidest purchase in internet history.

Zucky Wucky is hemorrhaging cash because the Metaverse goal of becoming the NFT successor of real estate speculation was met with the deserved mockery at how stupid it was.

Trump is finally being properly prosecuted for crimes he unquestionably and very inconspicuously committed.

Alex Jones owes a billion dollars to Sandy Hook victims.

The Tories are imploding in a schism that might actually result in the collapse of the British empire.

Putin has ran out of army and crawled pathetically to the corner a tiny insurgent army pushed him towards, decades of military propaganda burnt away in months.

Prime Minister Shinzō Abe died with no glory.

The GOP is so confused after the Trump era they don't even know how to run their grifts anymore.

Rings of Power was such a mediocre release Amazon could potentially drop Prime Video altogether.

"I remember the day when Rhulk has arrived, of how he has loomed his ship over my still-humble estate. Shielding the relentless, loud, downpour off from my scalp, while replacing it with another kind of overbearingness–"

OFFICIAL RHULK DESIGN WORK FROM TOBIAS KWAN OVER AT BUNGIE!!