Pretty Boy

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

Butches with weird genders will save us all

Oh to be called boy in a lesbian way. Handsome in a butch sort of manner. A dyke type of boyfriend. A lesbian guy. Dude. Husband. Please

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

what doesn't kill you makes you really weird about pain and dopamine

so overwhelmed by the love my little poem received, i wanna cry

jesus christ I just found a third guy who's afraid of werewolves. what the fuck is happening here

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

Every martyr’s death is sad. Every martyr should still be alive, that goes without saying. But it really is something else when those martyrs hadn’t completed a full quarter of a century yet. Some who hadn’t even completed a whole decade. Others who didn’t even get to live a full year after their birth. It is also hopelessly tragic when you consider that many survived an entire year of some of the worst massacres and bombings only to be killed the second time. Imagine how many of them would still be alive if it weren’t for the inaction of the world and the blatant disregard for Palestinian life.