#apollo hour

THIS IS LITERALLY MY DREAM COME TRUE AAAAAAAAAA

I was made for this role, I am the optimal main character and I am flawless

I'll try my best, make some stumbles but I'll get to a satisfying finish

I am a lucky bastard and will somehow succeed in a genre-defying way

I'm trying my hardest but what the fuck

This is not the genre for me man, I was made for greatness but what is this

I will grit my way through it, desperately trying to subvert every trope

I end up just, killing a bunch of people, I don't think I'm the mc anymore

I immediately give up and just let the dirt consume me

INSTANTLY DEAD, WHAT THE FUCK OP

My interpretation of this prompt is too complex for this small-minded poll

Results/I simply do not

OH GOD OH GOD THE HORRORS

Oh this is quite shit actually, why would you do this to me

Their life is actually horrible, but I like this actually <3

Could be worse but could be a whole lot better

This is just my life.

Life's a rollercoaster, but I think I could do it even better than they did

Their life is amazing, but this is not the path for me

OH FUCK OH FUCK WHY WOULD YOU ASSIGN THIS PERSON TO ME >:0

This is so much better than my current situation

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST CASE SCENARIO, I AM CHILLING

Ooh, this person's life is too convoluted for you OP

Results/I don't know who this is lol

0%, my day is ruined :(

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PERFECT 100 FIRST TRY BABEYYYYY

I think this game is inaccurate actually (0%)

Results/I refuse to stop and play such games puny human