anarchy?

Also, if i had a pound for every time Keanu played a video game character that had been asleep/frozen for 50 years I'd have two pounds.

i flirt but in an autistic way. i'll ask about your interests and maybe try to engage in them. but i also do the same thing when making friends and only i know the difference

"where's Johnny?" in my heart. that's where he is. trapped in there forever.

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

i wake up and i am immediately thinking about those characters. i eat breakfast and i am thinking about those characters. i do chores and i am thinking about those characters. i do any work, i study, i walk the dogs, and i am thinking about those characters. i go to bed and i am thinkign

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

All I want in cyberpunk is to romance the ghost of the dead terrorist in my head you cowards

Nothing will ever be as funny as my girlfriend introducing me to cyberpunk three years ago and I was like “nah I don’t think I’ll be that into it” and now I’m trans and named myself after one of the characters like what the fuck

fix him? no. i'll suck his cock and help him decide how best to kill his enemies

i want to FLUSTER that man. i want to make him BLUSH. i want to make him feel VULNERABLE AROUND ME. i want to make him WEAK IN THE KNEES. i want to kiss him

nightmare blunt rotation my id, ego, and superego

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro