i have a better suggestion

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

when i was like 5 i started waiting for something and never stopped

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….