Don’t You Know I’m From Here?

i don't know how to say this without being all 'kids these days' BUT kids do seem more sheltered nowadays regarding reading. all the kids' chapter books are called something like 'sir poops-a-lot and the massive fart' and people are absolutely vehement that a teenager can't read wicked because of its (nonexistent) smut and on threads right now people are seriously having a debate about whether 12 year olds can read ya books. when i was in year seven reading flowers in the attic was a rite of passage and now people are afraid of preteens knowing about the existence of sex.

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

My step cousin’s throuple wedding is coming up and her mom and half brothers aren’t going because they don’t approve which fucking sucks but also, aren’t they at least curious?

I think one of my strongest beliefs is that whether or not you approve of your child's choice of partner(s), you have to go to the wedding. There's just no coming back from that.