Youāre sitting in the living room playing the PlayStation with your best friend when I shyly approach you, diaper in hand.
āMom says you need to change me.ā
Your best friend laughs and looks at you. āDude, it smells like your brother took a major dump in his pants!ā
You pause the game and grimace, pulling me toward you and peeking down the back of my diaper. āUGH!! Did you SIT in it?!ā Before I can reply, you turn me around with one swift motion and deliver a fierce, open-palmed swat directly on the seat of my full diaper.ā
āStop it!ā I whine.
You take the diaper from my hand. āWhy? Your ass is already covered in your own CRAP, Dayvee! Go get the wipes!ā
I feel myself turning bright red as your best friend grins while watching the spectacle before him. āChange me in my room.ā
You snap your fingers and point. āGo get the wipes RIGHT NOW or youāre staying in your filthy diaper for the rest of the day!ā You turn me around and give me two more swats before I waddle to my room to get wipes and powder.
Your best friend gives an incredulous chuckle as I come back, shamefully holding powder and a big pack of baby wipes. āDude... I canāt believe your brother still wears diapers. Does he ever use the toilet?!ā
You take the wipes and powder from me and set them aside. āNope! He just stands there and pees and craps on himself! My mom got tired of him crapping in his underwear like a damn toddler, so we just keep him in diapers.ā
Your best friendās eyes grow larger. āAnd he just takes a dump in his pants and SITS in it?!ā
You nod while laying the changing mat on the floor. āYup! If we donāt catch him quickly enough after he poops, he just sits and squishes it around in his diaper!ā
He laughs hard. āAw man! That is so GROSS!ā
You nod emphatically. āIt IS gross! Heās like a damn baby!ā
I stomp my foot. āDonāt change me here!!ā
You pull me towards you. āIf youāre going to crap in a diaper like a little baby, Iām going to change you RIGHT HERE like a little baby! Maybe if you get embarrassed by other people seeing what you do in your pants, maybe youāll stop doing it! Now, get on the mat!ā
I whine and start sniffling as I drop down to the mat and lie down on my back. You untape my diaper and open it up, causing me to whine in humiliation.
Your best friend laughs again. āOh my gosh, dude!! That is a seriously dirty diaper! He smashed a monster dump in there!ā
You give my bottom a hard swipe with the diaper. āHe does this all the time. It drives my mom up the damn wall when she catches him sitting in it and smashing it around. She went ballistic the last time he did it! Squished it around so much that it came out of his diaper and destroyed his jeans!ā
Your friend is cracking up at this point as hot shame overcomes my face. I feel you giving hard swipes to my bottom with the cold baby wipes before you toss them into the dirty diaper.
āDonāt talk about me!!ā I whine and cover my face.
You laugh as you slide the clean diaper under me. āAwww, is the baby embarrassed that weāre talking about his poopy pampers??! Well, too damn bad! Maybe someone will start using the TOILET like heās supposed to do!ā You sprinkle powder on me and pull the diaper up over me.
Your best friend chuckles. āDonāt worry, little guy. My baby nephew gets changed by me all the time.ā
You grin. āMaybe next time you can change my baby brother!ā You tape up my diaper and begin rolling up the dirty one. I wipe the angry tears away from my eyes before you hand the stinky package to me. āNow, be a good boy and throw this in your diaper pail. And you better not crap yourself for the rest of the night or youāll be sleeping in your warm, squishy mess, understand?ā
I sniffle and nod before shamefully waddling to my nursery.

















