Theo

Coach’s course was highly exclusive: only the most elite students could get in. That didn’t always mean the most physically elite, in fact the class’s top student this semester was a nerd that used his intellect to entrap his victims in horribly humiliating situations. On the flip side coaches test “dummy” was just that: a dummy. Coach used to bully him when they were growing up, and the moron actually volunteered to come in so Coach could demonstrate proper technique for a new generation. In fact, at the end of every lesson, the idiot actually got down on his hands and knees in front of everyone, kissed Coach’s shoes, and thanked him for the opportunity to help educate Coach’s students.