aph-proshitter

I hate minors in adult fandoms it's so fucking disgusting. For example, i write a lot of Date Everything smut on my main acct. a MINOR REBLOGGED IT. I scrolled through their blog and they are apparently addicted to reblogging date everything smut fics.

God it's so fucking gross because Date Everything is a MATURE AGE RATING GAME.

guys so this happened on my nsfw account. This person was spam liking my smutty posts so i got curious and looked at their profile to see if this person was a minor sneaking around in spaces not welcome to them. I get to the fucking intro post and in the "THINGS I DO NOT LIKE" section I see:

oh my god. oh my fucking god. This is such a fucking child. bc first of all

1. Astro fictonkin gf 2. had an EMOTIONAL AFFAIR WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER 3. apparently this was so fucking devastating and traumatizing that they simply MUST tell the world that this happened 4. "I'll spill the tea"

What kind of stupid, dumbass, illiterate, emotionally jacked up people are on tumblr??? like i'm not talking about the fun freaks, i'm talking about whatever crack this dumb fuck was on when they made this shit public. You're either too young to be on the internet or too stupid to be using it at all. Oh my god this is the most terminally online shit I've ever seen, and I'm old enough to remember having a deviantart accout in middle school.

They don't give a fuck! Wow! it's almost as if fictional ships don't affect reality!!!

Seriously though my mom watched the corset scene while we were watching Black Butler together and was like "so the demon definitely wants to have sex with him." and i was like YES MOM. THATS THE PLOT OF THE SHOW.

Other interesting quotes.

"Oh, so he barks." - episode 2

"So that's where you got your personality from" - episode 4

"Oh that's a woman woman... Queen?" - Episode 8

"Okay- so the sexual tension is obvious- why does everyone want to fuck blue boy? Why don't they want Sebastian?" -Episode 6

"Is the drug dealer single?"

anybody who uses MAP/minor attracted person to refer to a pedophile needs to get offline forever. call those creeps what they are. pedophiles.

and i dont care if mf's are subsectioned as "oh but i'm a no-contact map/zoo1!11!" i don't care??? a pedo is a pedo??? a zoophile is a zoophile???

If you have urges to violate a CHILD or an ANIMAL, seek help immediately.

Nobody in the proship community thinks what you're doing is "valid" or "right" and any people that do need to also seek help immediately.

zoophiles, pedophiles, necrophiles, and any sort of fucked up people that try to worm their way into validating themselves- unkindly fuck off. the proshippers don't want you here.

as a treat, have some canon sebaciel under the cut

Sebaciel? Age gap, abusive relationship dynamics

CieLizzy? Incest, "misogynistic" takes (sorry that your fave from the 1800's has views from the 1800's homie :/)

CielSoma? Age gap, problematic depictions

Cielcest? Incest, obvs.

Hell, even Alois x Ciel is a hella abusive dynamic

If your dad openly lusts to devour your soul and sully your innocence there's a problem bestie, if your dad licks his lips at the thought of you THERE IS A PROBLEM BESTIE.

"father and son" my ass. read the room dumbass, you can't really think shipping a ship that's basically canon is more gross than adding on a familial dynamic to what obviously has sexual undertones.