Aph Headcanons

yo

so it’s been a while hasn’t it? Well, i am happy to announce that I’ve since graduated from college :) and right now am getting ready to start my new job in my career that I want. Also on a more negative note.....well....my 9 year relationship is going to end....so I’m pretty fuckin’ depressed about that. But anyway, I set up a discord for everyone to join if they want. The main reason I’m setting this up is to make friends, for people to make friends, and to just talk to people. Especially with two major events happening at the same time in my life, I think it’d be a good idea. I can’t promise that I’ll be on the chat every single day, but I’ll try to be on as much as I can. Cheers.

LMFAO I’m laughing harder than I should be

Hey guys,

Who ordered a Krisp Kraut????

Hey why don’t we add som’ dat Heinz ketchup while we’re at it!

Hello anon, Mitsuki here! Man, its been a LONG time since I made a post on here. Stoic has been in control of this blog since I made that post a while back that I am taking a break from the fandom. (Im not back in the fandom yet, just popping in to help out.)

Anyway, as I recall, I have always wrote the reader without assigning a gender, unless mentioned otherwise, so you all could insert yourselves without much problem. I also don’t feel confident in my ability to write a topic this specific while respecting different gender identities to the fullest. The last thing I want to do is to disrespect those who identify as such by portraying them incorrectly. 

Yo,

So, No Brands convention was last weekend. Overall, I’d say it was a very fun, very much needed break from everything academia. Now, remember when I said that Mitsuki and I would do a vlog? Well.....we kinda forgot. But honestly, you guys didn’t miss much. The vendors were meh and there were not very many things that I wanted to buy. Which is saying something, because the main reason why I go to conventions is to go broke. And cosplay. Which I did get recognized for, and I even had some people that wanted to take my picture (so famous). Mr. Creepypasta was there, which I absolutely did not miss. I mean, come on. It’s MR. CREEPYPASTA HIMSELF IN MY STATE AT THIS CONVENTION.

The room we had was freaking insane. I think Mitsuki made a vlog about that. We roomed with my brother and his friends in their suite so yeah, it was pretty sweet.

The merch I did get was a signed creepypasta t-shirt, a clay dragon egg, Hetalia collector’s cups, a mini Prussia figurine, A plush hamster pillow, The Last Guardian clock, A canvas painting of Ponyo, aaannnnd that’s about it. Perhaps I should do a merch video and show you guys all of my anime merch that I have currently. I’ll think about it.

Next year we will definitely be going (and also will plan better next time), and there was talk of No Brands merging with another convention, this time at the Kalahari Resort instead of Chula Vista (it’s in the WI Dells). Which means more vendors, more merch, more artists, more stuff to buy. My boyfriend and I have already started saving fo that. I was even thinking about entering the cosplay contest too. But only if there will be someone else doing it with me. I’m too chickenshit to do it by myself.

So what have I been up to? Well, finals week is the week of the 14th, so I’ve been studying like crazy. Actually, that very week is the week that I begin my consortium classes in Madison so I’ve been speaking with my professors and trying to convince them about having me take my finals early. Which means for me, finals is less than two weeks away (sobs). AND, on top of that, I have two more exams this week to do as well. I feel like I’m dying. So I’ve been finishing class projects, studying, working my crappy job, and basically trying not to go batshit insane.

On a bad note, remember that internship that I had? Well, not anymore. Apparently, companies will take away internships on the slight suspicion that you may be a PETA supporter. Who knew right? Cuz I sure didn’t. I’ll probably make a video on that to because that was some shady shit that they pulled and I cried for three days. I’m over it now but man, that was some bullshit. That all happened in March. I’ll talk about that later.

Gilbert opened the door to Matthew’s cabin and announced his presence as he took off his shoes and laid them neatly on the shoe rack. Kuma emerged from the living room and grunted as Gilbert patted his big forehead. “Hey there Pooh bear! Nice to see ya too,” he grinned as the polar bear licked his face. Matthew appeared in the living room doorway. “Hey Gil, thanks for coming over on such short notice,” he said as he sat back down on his favorite rocking chair. “No problemo, you sounded pretty urgent over text, you okay?” he queried as he flopped down onto the couch, spread eagle style.

“Okay, so don’t make fun of me but-” Matthew turns on his tv to show “Yuri on Ice” playing. “but I’ve been hooked on watching this. Japan told me it was a really huge new show and, since you like anime already, I thought you’d like to watch it...with me.” he finished sheepishly. Gilbert raised an eyebrow as he stared at the main title screen. He scratched his head and groaned in protest. “DUUDE this looks....ehh...” He shook his head. Matthew nodded in understanding, “Just watch one episode. I swear, you won’t regret it! Heck, I’ll even crack open a couple beers for us.” At that, Gilbert lit up. “Fuck yeah Broski, now you’re talking!”

*one episode later*

Gilbert: Did fucking Russia voice that Viktor guy????

Matt: .......Maybe...

Gilbert: Did I just fucking witness that guy’s ass????????

Matt: Totally.

*three episodes later*

Gilbert: Bro, this show is uber gay

Matt: Gay in a good way, right?

Gilbert: Duh.

*six episodes later*

Gilbert: Did that Swiss guy just--”

Matt: Gil, calm down.

*seven episodes later*

Gilbert: Well finally! Shit, I thought they’d never kiss. Like, just fuck already!

Matt: *LMFAO*

*nine episodes later*

Gilbert: Woah, shit’s getting intense.

Matt: I know, I hope Makkachin is okay.

Gilbert: Yeah. It’d really suck if that poodle died.

*ten episodes later*

Gilbert: OH MY GOD! THEY DID THE THING

Matt: I KNOW

Gilbert: THE GAY IS OFF THE CHARTS!

Matt: IT’S OVER 9000!!

*season finale*

Gilbert: Man, there is a lot of crying in this episode.

Matt: Performing your routine to the best of your ability must be very emotional

Gilbert: I guess...but, why all the crying?

Matt: At least Yuri finally won his gold medal.

Gilbert: True, good for him.

Matthew stretches as Gilbert yawns and cracks his knuckles. Kuma nudges Matthew, a signal that he needed to go outside. Matthew rises from his rocking chair and pats Kuma. “Gil, you wanna come outside with us? It’ll only be for a bit.” Gilbert crushes a beer can on his forehead and burps. “Sure, I needed a smoke anyway,” As the two donned their coats and shoes, Kuma pushed the front door open and lumbered out into the trees. The two nations walked lazily after the bear, only to find that Kuma had led them to an area with a frozen lake. “Huh. The lakes haven’t completely melted have they?” gilbert asked, taking a drag from his cigarette and blowing out a cloud of smoke. “Yeah, it’s normal for this time of the year. In America’s place, the lakes tend to melt a little more quickly than mine during Spring.” A few minutes of silence passed between the two as they stared out over the frozen lake with Kuma rolling around on the shore.

Gilbert turns to Matthew as he stomped his cigarette out. “You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?” he asked with a sly grin. Matthew returns Gilbert’s smirk with a sly grin of his own, “Fuck yeah.”

Gilbert and Matthew:

America: Hey Italy bro! I’m gonna need you to fill this order of olive oil and pasta, can you do that?

Italy: Ve?! Well.....it is kind of an extreme order...why so much all of a sudden?

America: Well my people have a history of loving copious amounts of carbohydrates and some scientist said olive oil is healthier so consumer needs have gone up

Germany: You know America, your people shouldn’t eat so many carbs, they’ll become heavier than they already are

America: What’s THAT supposed to mean?!

Italy: Germany...

Germany: I’m just saying-

America: Boy you’re one to talk! Lookin’ like something straight outta Mein Kampf!

Germany:

Italy:

Romano:

Greetings followers,

So, I’ve been missing for a while, huh? Yeah, sorry ‘bout that! Things have been SUPER hectic:

I’ve been picking up extra shifts at my crappy university job to pay for bills AND save extra cash for the No Brand Convention. How’s that going? Well....it’s a work in progress. You can only save so much with an $8/hr job. Mitsuki and I will be going, and we may even have a vlog about it too--not sure yet. But I will say that there may be drunken shenanigans in cosplay so be prepared for that.

Schoolwork is....well..schoolwork. Lots of material and a short amount of time to do it all in since I changed my emphasis...which means I will be staying an extra year at university *sobs*

Some big news in my life are that I’ve been accepted for a summer internship with a very prominent poultry company, which requires me to live on their grounds in housing that they provide for interns. Not bad right? Beats paying rent for those months.I do have to adhere to strict biosecurity protocols, so that means absolutely NO interactions with any bird species of any kind. Ever. Plus it’s a paid internship. I’ll say that again. PAID INTERNSHIP. How much you may ask? Oh ho ho ho how about $14/hr?!?!?! Not a bad gig at all.

Also, I have been accepted into a poultry consortium for May-June, which is basically accelerated courses about poultry and the industry. This will look really good on my resume to potential employers, and I already had two companies call me because the consortium sends out your resume to companies that they’re partnered with *squeal*

So, what does this mean for the blog? Well, probably what’s going to happen is that it’ll continue as it is right now: sporadic posts whenever inspiration strikes. Hetalia is a kind of fandom that ebbs and flows. When a new season comes out everyone just arises from the abyss for the Hetalian apocalypse. Then after awhile things die down. Does this mean I’m out of the fandom? Hell no. Ya crazy?

Also Ive discovered this Apple app called Webcomics (I think) and I’ve read a comic called “Untouchable”. You guys gotta read it! 10/10. There’s a website called TappyToon that I’ve found and there are two comics that I’m reading and love: “Daughter of the Emporer” and “Bloody Sweat”. Check them out! Also, the authors are from Korea! Neat.

Soooooo I suppose that about wraps things up for now!