Uncaring

Most people would go ahead and tell without asking, Ii.

“Hmmm... No I don’t think I care.”

You don’t say.

“Robots have feelings?” 

That’s the part it focuses on. Of course. Well, not like it has the legs to shoo with anyway.

“Thats far too much hassle for something as useless as you.” 

     That wasn’t a no. “Movie theater, eight o'clock? You can pick the film, I’ll get the tickets. We’ll sit in the back row and see where it goes from there.”

Is the option of a free movie worth the potential sexual harassment? “Is popcorn and dinner an option?” 

Not really helping its case.

“Aren’t you slow? Listen here Hal I’m not going to waste my time explaining something simple to something that has the understanding of a child. So, shoo.”

     “Glad I could enlighten you!” He threw in a hair flip. “So are you free tonight, or what?”      Lewis was one hundred percent serious.

“You’re disgusting.” Hajime was one hundred percent cringing. 

Sarcasm detection hasn’t been implemented yet, so now it’s back to happy and smiling. Amazing.

“So, stupid computers exist. Good to know I don’t need to fear the robot apocalypse yet.” 

It went from :) to :( in two lines. Wow, so very humanlike.

“You’re an A.I that doesn’t even know what AOL is? What genuis progammed you?” 

     “When and where?”

“You’re so clever. I’ve never heard that before.”

“i can’t believe you!”

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