And That's All She Blogged

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

girl help the pessimists found me

"girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me"

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

Hes right

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

"I could look it up but it's more fun asking friends" gang

"there's probably an objective answer for this but let's see if someone has a rant locked and loaded" group chat