im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

my grandma has a dog like this….

Ya grandma a hoe

when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and he immediately got off work and drove straight over to eat lunch w me so I wasn’t alone, and he even picked flowers from his garden to give to me and that’s when I realised that anyone can be a father but not everybody can be a dad

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

I used to think I was being too picky but fuck that. I deserve someone who wants to know about me. It may sound silly but I don’t wanna be out here fucking with people who never ask my favorite color or if I ate today. I deserve someone who wants to hear my dreams just as much as I want to hear theirs. I deserve the same energy and effort I release. Fuck that. 

SHE DID THAT

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

Every time I see this video, it renews me

I️ WANNA SEE THE TAPE

EXPOSE THEM!!!

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

shut up lol

buy my silence

Okay but seriously if Blake Lively can do this nobody else has any other excuse