The Ramblings of the Old Wizard

my wizard master has been making me clean the tower for days now. I'm starting to think he’s not planning on teaching me anything...

It may be unpleasant, but cleaning the tower is the first semester for a reason. It builds character and an appreciation for how much it sucks to not be a wizard!

Oh my Merlin! Again?!?!🤣🤣

I may be old but I sure ain't Merlin... anyway, help would be appreciated.

Have you tried to summon a water elemental?

You have to fight your fears 👍

Screw you.

Yeah? Screw you!! (Give me five minutes to cook something)

COUNTERSPELL!!

Oh, nice dueling you two! Sorry to interrupt but, uh, have you seen a bucket of slimes around here? One fell out of my shipment not too long ago and I need to make sure the lil buggers get to their dungeon.

Oh, so that's where I summoned them from. sorry about summoning your slime away. @fattocatto-wizard could you send @iratusmagus their slimes back?

also, anyone have any dry socks?

Have you tried to summon a water elemental?

You have to fight your fears 👍

Screw you.

Yeah? Screw you!! (Give me five minutes to cook something)

COUNTERSPELL!!

Oh, nice dueling you two! Sorry to interrupt but, uh, have you seen a bucket of slimes around here? One fell out of my shipment not too long ago and I need to make sure the lil buggers get to their dungeon.

Oh, so that's where I summoned them from. sorry about summoning your slime away. @fattocatto-wizard could you send @iratusmagus their slimes back?

They went to your tower? my apologies, I meant to summon those slimes to my neighbor's

NOOO! Not my grippy hospital socks! how will I walk on tile now?

They went to your tower? my apologies, I meant to summon those slimes to my neighbor's