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love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

what does this mean help

It means get sillay or perish

the relationship between wlw and their fictional male fav who sucks extremely bad but lives in their mind anyways is extremely complex and can’t be explained

@dartsnbullets rowan chow??? sydney??? jedidiah????

is the source material here the bible what’s going on

it’s friday cunts, let’s crack open a modelo!

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Nothing fucks harder than those 18c venetian sunglasses. The absolute style cannot be matched

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?