your friendly neighborhood anxiety ridden demon!

You're a little fucked up but it's really hot

so uh ik i said i didn't like wagner but doesn't mean i wanted HIM DEAD OR SHOT OR WHATEVER TF THAT WAS

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

patron saint of one-way trips and other journeys from which you can never return

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

[ID: AO3 author's note reading, "this may be shit, but at least i didn't use ai" /end ID]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk