Welcome to Hell, I’ll be your guide.

I play electric guitar, yes!

I met the Room Service...guy? Tonight! He seems really nice! (And also cool, but we can get on that in a bit here.) His name is Oni, and as you might guess, he’s an onigawara! He plays bass, and is the second guest I’ve met who would be cool in a band, the first being Annie! I might make a post about xem later. Xey’ve given me a few lessons on my electric guitar!

Anyways, Oni is Room Service, as I mentioned earlier. He’s like, super cool and I don’t really know him but I bet he’d be like, super good playing in a band or, like, whatever. He seemed tired, and a bit on edge at his job, so I didn’t bother him, just kinda... Took notes from afar, hoping I didn’t seem like, weird, you know?

I probably did, but like, he seems super cool. I’m kinda a nerd, and my electric guitar skills are like, not great, although I’m working on it!

Anyways, bass. It’s super lit. With a bass as nice as that, I bet he’s like... The best player I’ll ever meet face-to-face, like, ever. If I ever... Work up the courage to talk to him. Like I said, I’m kind of a nerd. Social contact is intimidating. I don’t have much else to say, aha...

So I suppose, June Johnson, signing out!

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Usually, June will post about 2 guests @ a time, unless the character means a lot to June’s lore. If this is so, it will be ONE guest per post, so watch out for those! This excludes other people’s OCs, because I’d like them to have their own posts :-D! So if it’s someone’s oc, don’t get too worked up uvu! I think that’s about it

I’ve met James! He’s a bit energetic, and kind of a... Well, you know. but I think if he were to get the right kind of attention, he could improve for the better! I’d love to hang out with him more.

Although I’ve heard of gregory’s daughter-in-law, I haven’t met her! All I heard was the chef mumbling about how she had been smoking, and that’s about all I know. I suppose the chef doesn’t like people smoking. It’s okay. I don’t, either...

This is my old electric guitar. I thought it was at home, but tonight, I found it in the lost and found. Weird, huh? My music sheets weren’t there, so I had to pull up B.Y.O.B. on my computer. It should work! This will be great for when I’m not running the blog and don’t have anything to do. It’s like... My prized possession, and not being able to take it to this place was crushing. But like, here we are! I’m really happy I found this thing. Like, I feel safer. I feel safe for the first time here. This is amazing!

So far, I think my least favorite guest would be the chef. He scares me.

Whoever’s reading this? I’m not sure! Social contact is hard and the only interactions I’ve had are ones others started. Otherwise, I’d rather watch from the shadows, ahaha... Although, I’m sure actually starting a conversation would be good for me!

So, I met the chef today! He seems intimidating, but generally... nice? I don’t know if guests here can see this blog but I’m not exactly in the mood to... well... die! So... I wonder if he can switch out that candle when it melts? I imagine he can. Of course, that might just be a stretch, aha... I think he himself might just be a candle holder and the candle atop his head a source of energy? Possibly nutrients, too? Maybe that’s a stretch... Well, I

know it’s a stretch, actually. But he has a passion for cooking! He seems very invested in it, and that’s good! It’s too bad I can’t eat much acidic food, or I would try his cooking!

I also met a few other guests! I met a good fellow named Clock Master, and his son, My Son. Real creative names people have come up with, huh? I wonder why all their names are more descriptions then like..

Actual names? I don’t know, a personal observation. Clock Master is very invested in time, and blabbered on about it. I hated thinking about it. Please, I just want to eat hot chip and lie!

I’m terrible at memes. Anyways, all that time stuff jumbled my brain! He sure was smart, though. I applaud how educated he was on the subject. Or maybe he was making things up? Who knows! Haha... I don’t understand his antics yet, but despite being a sentient clock, he sure has a lot of... Uh... Well, non-sentient clocks. Seems weird to me, but I won’t judge.

My Son seemed like a very nice kid! He was very sweet. He did seem to be taking care of his father alone, though. Poor kid deserves better. I think he has allergies like me, as hinted by his runny nose and constant sneezing. Maybe I’ll get to know him more soon!

Well, I don’t really know anybody yet! Of course, sometimes I invite guests to be interviewed for my blogs, so perhaps I could meet somebody like that!

Oh, yes! I do a lot of blogging, I have aesthetic blogs, I have nature/outdoorsy blogs, and the dark scenery here makes for amazing photos! I’ve taken a few walks outside, and seen some strange things, but the photo ops are absolutely amazing! It’s great.

I also used to have a blog on the antics of humans, but that’s not relevant anymore, because I think I’m the only person here...

Hello. Johnson here. I’ve been looking around, and it seems there are other guests here, although... I thought maybe the rat was the only animal here. But it seems all the guests are animals.

I’ve only met two, those being the nurse, Catherine, and a child named, “Mummy Dog.” A strange name, but we can roll with it for now...? Nurse Catherine is a pink lizard, and if my data will last, I can continue finding what kind of animal each guest is. Nurse Catherine seems to be a crested gecko.

Mummy dog, on the other hand, is a chocolate lab. This conclusion comes from my observations alone. The only thing is blood makes me nauseous, and these two have a lot of it. Mummy dog has an axe in his head, which is concerning, considering he is only a puppy. He complained about a headache and denied my comments on the axe in his head. He simply seems to think it’s genetics from his father (whom I haven’t met yet.)

Nurse Catherine carries a huge needle around, and Mummy Dog mentioned her briefly when talking about a headache. He said that Nurse Catherine was ‘the best nurse in the world’ and that, ‘I should see her if I ever feel sick.’ Maybe I will.

“Is this thing on?” Comes a young voice.

A hand is taken off the camera.

Silence.

“Good.”

The sound of rain is heard in the background as the young teen tries to think of something to say.

“Entry one. I’m June Johnson. I don’t know how I got here, but...”

Silence, again.

“Welcome to my blog. I’m going to record the things happening here, and respond to any questions or comments you might have about me or this place to the best of my abilities so I don’t go insane.”

Silence, except rain as the video plays out.

“I mean... go insane because of boredom, of course. Although, this place does give me the creeps. I don’t have much else to say. Um...”

They hear a thud, and swivel their head around to find the source. They turn back to the camera, and say, “June out.”