women be like maybe I’ll do blood magic

i’m kind of like if a girl did nothing with her life

me every time i take a sip of my cappuccino: do they know it's called cappuccino because the color is similar to the sackcloth worn by capuchin friars (cappuccini). do they know capuchin friars got their name from the hood (cappuccio) they wear. do they know cappuccino is a double diminutive as it comes from capo ('robe') + uccio = cappuccio ('hood' but literally 'little robe') + ino = cappuccino ('tiny hood' but literally 'tiny little robe'). do they know

she doesn't even know what a ramekin is

me every time i take a sip of my cappuccino: do they know it's called cappuccino because the color is similar to the sackcloth worn by capuchin friars (cappuccini). do they know capuchin friars got their name from the hood (cappuccio) they wear. do they know cappuccino is a double diminutive as it comes from capo ('robe') + uccio = cappuccio ('hood' but literally 'little robe') + ino = cappuccino ('tiny hood' but literally 'tiny little robe'). do they know

microdosing on catholicism by quoting the jennifer’s body “saint jude patron saint of lost causes give me the power to crush this bitch” line whenever im faced with a task i don’t wanna do 

my thoughts are like a clearance sale

once it's gone it's gone

much uwu about nothing

I love photos of baby albatrosses because in spirit they look like photos of easygoing toddlers who are just waiting for their parents to hand them a toy or a treat after they finish loading groceries into the car

2020 ruined one of lifes greatest pleasures, which is judging celebrities met gala outfits