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humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

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Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:
Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.
You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.
When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.
A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)
Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)
The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.
Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.
Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.
As someone who spent over a decade catering luxury events, let me add some back of house info:
These events are almost always open bar. They're not trying to make their money back on alcohol. They want you to drink and eat and donate generously.
If there are cocktails, there will be at most two on offer, pre-made in large tubs. You cannot order a different version, it is what it is.
There are two types of events: cocktail style or seated. The first includes roaming hors d'oeuvres or a fancy buffet with tiny plates called a grazing station. For a long night, the roaming food will get a little bigger throughout the evening and have a 'main' at some point based around a protein.
A seated event will usually be more structured and may include multiple courses. Silver service is not in vogue anymore. You are likely to get either alternating meals brought to you like at a wedding, or served banquet style. A good caterer can get a plate to everyone in a 300 person event in about three minutes.
Drunk people are the same no matter how expensive their suits. They still laugh too loud, spill their drinks and slip on the dance floor. They are usually less embarrassed about doing coke in the bathrooms.
A full scale event that starts at 6pm will have staff arriving at noon to begin setup. Earlier if there's a light show or pyrotechnics. Typically venues don't just have 30 tables and three hundred chairs lying around, let alone table cloths, chair covers, etc. It's all rented and brought in on the day. Bands and DJs will be running audio tests in the background throughout.
Most heritage buildings that host these things, like museums and manor houses, aren't really designed for them. They might put down mats so you're not walking in stilettos over two hundred year old wooden floors, the kitchens are weirdly far away, and there are not enough taps. There is never anywhere for staff to sit, so if you open the wrong door you might find half a dozen waiters sitting on upturned milk crates in a room full of million dollar paintings, eating the left over bread.
Really old buildings don't have enough bathrooms, which means the staff will be sharing with the guests.
Clean up starts the second the event ends, if not sooner. Unattended glasses will start to disappear first, then table decorations. When the timer ticks over, the lights come back on and exhausted staff strip the tables, pack up dirty glasses and unopened wine bottles and have to Tetris it all into the back of a van. The venue is booked for that day only, so everything has to be gone before anyone can go home. A large event that finishes at midnight might take until 3am to be cleared away.
These are very long and physically demanding nights for anyone working them. The staff all get to know each other, and will absolutely notice someone trying to sneak in wearing a borrowed uniform. They are not being paid enough to care.
Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:
Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.
You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.
When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.
A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)
Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)
The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.
Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.
Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.
As someone who spent over a decade catering luxury events, let me add some back of house info:
These events are almost always open bar. They're not trying to make their money back on alcohol. They want you to drink and eat and donate generously.
If there are cocktails, there will be at most two on offer, pre-made in large tubs. You cannot order a different version, it is what it is.
There are two types of events: cocktail style or seated. The first includes roaming hors d'oeuvres or a fancy buffet with tiny plates called a grazing station. For a long night, the roaming food will get a little bigger throughout the evening and have a 'main' at some point based around a protein.
A seated event will usually be more structured and may include multiple courses. Silver service is not in vogue anymore. You are likely to get either alternating meals brought to you like at a wedding, or served banquet style. A good caterer can get a plate to everyone in a 300 person event in about three minutes.
Drunk people are the same no matter how expensive their suits. They still laugh too loud, spill their drinks and slip on the dance floor. They are usually less embarrassed about doing coke in the bathrooms.
A full scale event that starts at 6pm will have staff arriving at noon to begin setup. Earlier if there's a light show or pyrotechnics. Typically venues don't just have 30 tables and three hundred chairs lying around, let alone table cloths, chair covers, etc. It's all rented and brought in on the day. Bands and DJs will be running audio tests in the background throughout.
Most heritage buildings that host these things, like museums and manor houses, aren't really designed for them. They might put down mats so you're not walking in stilettos over two hundred year old wooden floors, the kitchens are weirdly far away, and there are not enough taps. There is never anywhere for staff to sit, so if you open the wrong door you might find half a dozen waiters sitting on upturned milk crates in a room full of million dollar paintings, eating the left over bread.
Really old buildings don't have enough bathrooms, which means the staff will be sharing with the guests.
Clean up starts the second the event ends, if not sooner. Unattended glasses will start to disappear first, then table decorations. When the timer ticks over, the lights come back on and exhausted staff strip the tables, pack up dirty glasses and unopened wine bottles and have to Tetris it all into the back of a van. The venue is booked for that day only, so everything has to be gone before anyone can go home. A large event that finishes at midnight might take until 3am to be cleared away.
These are very long and physically demanding nights for anyone working them. The staff all get to know each other, and will absolutely notice someone trying to sneak in wearing a borrowed uniform. They are not being paid enough to care.
I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

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ichxraaa’s emergency writing commissions
hey there! malina here, offering writing commissions. i got fired last february after being trained for a promotion and i still haven’t been paid my settlement because the company is trying to make me sign and pay me as if I had quit, so fun, on top of that my mom has been struggling with her health since the start of the year and requires a medical device that has significantly increased the power bill. i went from having a pretty decent income to having nothing at all and since i was in charge of covering over half of my home’s expenses, (since my mom’s income goes towards her medication) well things have been tough.
that’s why i’m opening writing commissions, to try and help myself while i continue searching for a more stable source of income. i understand the global situation is hard on everyone, inflation is ridiculous and lot’s of people are struggling, so do not feel obligated to commission, a simple reblog to get the word around would be incredibly appreciated.
PRICING
I tried to make prices as accessible and fair as possible, and I hope this works best for most people, also since I write mostly NSFW, Dark content stuff I won’t be charging extra for that.
Payments will be taken via PAYPAL
1,000 1K words - $10 USD
1,500 1.5K words - $15 USD
2,000 2K words - $20 USD
3,000 3K words $30 USD
4,000 4K words $40 USD
5,000 5K words $55 USD
Important-
The word limit doesn’t restrict you to asking for only 1 character, if you want to ask for multiple characters you can do so, it just means segments will be shorter.
If I go over the world limit I won’t charge you extra, and I am willing to write over 5K words, additional $10 USD for every 1K words.
What will I write?
Anything and everything I already write for is fair play, that includes but it’s not limited to:
smut, dark content, stepecest, non-con, cnc, possessiveness, yandere, fluff, comfort and all the colors on the rainbow, things that I usually don’t write for but will write for in commissions are piss or piss play.
I’m a chubby reader centric blog most of the time, but I will write for any body type, I also can write for female, male and gender neutral pronouns, I want to make sure you enjoy your piece as much as possible so any details you’d like to add or anything you’re not comfortable will also be taken into account.
Here’s my masterlist if you want to check my writing.
Here is my list of fandoms, if your fandom of interest isn’t on the list, don’t be shy and shoot me an ask, I might also be able to write for it but I just forgot to include it on the list.
And that’s it, thank you for taking the time to read and to share/reblog, if you have any questions shoot me a message, I’ll be happy to chat and see what I can cook for you 🤍🤍🤍
— Malina
ichxraaa’s emergency writing commissions
hey there! malina here, offering writing commissions. i got fired last february after being trained for a promotion and i still haven’t been paid my settlement because the company is trying to make me sign and pay me as if I had quit, so fun, on top of that my mom has been struggling with her health since the start of the year and requires a medical device that has significantly increased the power bill. i went from having a pretty decent income to having nothing at all and since i was in charge of covering over half of my home’s expenses, (since my mom’s income goes towards her medication) well things have been tough.
that’s why i’m opening writing commissions, to try and help myself while i continue searching for a more stable source of income. i understand the global situation is hard on everyone, inflation is ridiculous and lot’s of people are struggling, so do not feel obligated to commission, a simple reblog to get the word around would be incredibly appreciated.
PRICING
I tried to make prices as accessible and fair as possible, and I hope this works best for most people, also since I write mostly NSFW, Dark content stuff I won’t be charging extra for that.
Payments will be taken via PAYPAL
1,000 1K words - $10 USD
1,500 1.5K words - $15 USD
2,000 2K words - $20 USD
3,000 3K words $30 USD
4,000 4K words $40 USD
5,000 5K words $55 USD
Important-
The word limit doesn’t restrict you to asking for only 1 character, if you want to ask for multiple characters you can do so, it just means segments will be shorter.
If I go over the world limit I won’t charge you extra, and I am willing to write over 5K words, additional $10 USD for every 1K words.
What will I write?
Anything and everything I already write for is fair play, that includes but it’s not limited to:
smut, dark content, stepecest, non-con, cnc, possessiveness, yandere, fluff, comfort and all the colors on the rainbow, things that I usually don’t write for but will write for in commissions are piss or piss play.
I’m a chubby reader centric blog most of the time, but I will write for any body type, I also can write for female, male and gender neutral pronouns, I want to make sure you enjoy your piece as much as possible so any details you’d like to add or anything you’re not comfortable will also be taken into account.
Here’s my masterlist if you want to check my writing.
Here is my list of fandoms, if your fandom of interest isn’t on the list, don’t be shy and shoot me an ask, I might also be able to write for it but I just forgot to include it on the list.
And that’s it, thank you for taking the time to read and to share/reblog, if you have any questions shoot me a message, I’ll be happy to chat and see what I can cook for you 🤍🤍🤍
— Malina
FROGBOY
Just a doodle
ichxraaa’s emergency writing commissions
hey there! malina here, offering writing commissions. i got fired last february after being trained for a promotion and i still haven’t been paid my settlement because the company is trying to make me sign and pay me as if I had quit, so fun, on top of that my mom has been struggling with her health since the start of the year and requires a medical device that has significantly increased the power bill. i went from having a pretty decent income to having nothing at all and since i was in charge of covering over half of my home’s expenses, (since my mom’s income goes towards her medication) well things have been tough.
that’s why i’m opening writing commissions, to try and help myself while i continue searching for a more stable source of income. i understand the global situation is hard on everyone, inflation is ridiculous and lot’s of people are struggling, so do not feel obligated to commission, a simple reblog to get the word around would be incredibly appreciated.
PRICING
I tried to make prices as accessible and fair as possible, and I hope this works best for most people, also since I write mostly NSFW, Dark content stuff I won’t be charging extra for that.
Payments will be taken via PAYPAL
1,000 1K words - $10 USD
1,500 1.5K words - $15 USD
2,000 2K words - $20 USD
3,000 3K words $30 USD
4,000 4K words $40 USD
5,000 5K words $55 USD
Important-
The word limit doesn’t restrict you to asking for only 1 character, if you want to ask for multiple characters you can do so, it just means segments will be shorter.
If I go over the world limit I won’t charge you extra, and I am willing to write over 5K words, additional $10 USD for every 1K words.
What will I write?
Anything and everything I already write for is fair play, that includes but it’s not limited to:
smut, dark content, stepecest, non-con, cnc, possessiveness, yandere, fluff, comfort and all the colors on the rainbow, things that I usually don’t write for but will write for in commissions are piss or piss play.
I’m a chubby reader centric blog most of the time, but I will write for any body type, I also can write for female, male and gender neutral pronouns, I want to make sure you enjoy your piece as much as possible so any details you’d like to add or anything you’re not comfortable will also be taken into account.
Here’s my masterlist if you want to check my writing.
Here is my list of fandoms, if your fandom of interest isn’t on the list, don’t be shy and shoot me an ask, I might also be able to write for it but I just forgot to include it on the list.
And that’s it, thank you for taking the time to read and to share/reblog, if you have any questions shoot me a message, I’ll be happy to chat and see what I can cook for you 🤍🤍🤍
— Malina

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Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this