sky high ( 2005 ) sentence starters
↪ from the disney movie that was ahead of its time. alter as you see fit
“that’s me in the middle.”
“all i see is my dad wearing tights.”
“i just have one small problem.”
“i can feel the sand in my toes already.”
“maybe the next time i punch a meteor hurtling toward earth, i’ll be the one who shatters into a million pieces.”
“i noticed you had recyclables in the trash; i took the liberty of moving them for you.”
“apparently animals don’t like being eaten.”
“seems like yesterday you two were swimming naked in the kiddie pool.”
“i remember his first day of preschool. he wouldn’t let go of my leg.”
“how does it feel to save the world again?”
“i just feel really good about this year.”
“to be honest, it was tough, man. T- U-P-H.”
“you have to wait and see like everybody else.”
“you ever running late, running early, or you just want to talk … give me a call.”
“as representatives of the [school] welcoming committee …we’d be happy to collect that new student fee.”
*’true’ by spandau ballet starts playing*
“for now, good deeds and good luck. let the adventure begin.”
“so let’s get one thing straight. my word is law. my judgment is final, so there will be no whiner babies. are we clear?”
“what’s humiliating him going to prove? this is so unfair.”
“if life were to suddenly get fair, i doubt it would happen in high school..”
“any day now, superstar.”
“this is the situation, and i’m demanding it.”
“you got a problem with me?”
“you’re not supposed to use your powers outside of the school gym!”
“am i crazy, or is that guy really looking at me?”
“my first day of [school], and i already have an archenemy.”
“i thought you said he wasn’t looking.”
“i don’t think she really liked my skirt.”
“well, nothing seems to be broken.”
“the three of us, fighting crime together, side by side … by side.”
“i’m gonna kick your butt at pool!”
“hey, he’s got the ego the size of a giant robot.”
“so where were you after school? i was worried.”
“everybody expects greatness from me.”
“i can’t make lemons. i don’t know what it is.”
“i’ll get the nurse … unless she’s injured.”
“by the way, [name], you can’t kill a zombie. you can only re-kill him.”
“i make a mean tuna fish salad sandwich.”
“hey, hand me that mayonnaise there.”
“i’m calling the school. the tuition we pay them!”
“uh, so i, uh, think we pretty much covered the undead. what’s next?”
“hey, race you up the steps.”
“nobody talks about my father.”
“what if i said it’s not just her twin? it’s her evil twin.”
“i didn’t do anything, though. he started it.”
“try to keep that in mind the next time you’re about to do something stupid.”
“i say if you ever cross me again, i’ll roast you alive.”
“okay. look, it’s not … it’s not as bad as it sounds.”
“when the time is right, we’ll have our revenge.”
“you know, time would move a lot faster if we had an xbox.”
“from now on, people mess with us at their own peril.”
“okay, i have no idea what i’m doing.”
“show me the justice in that.”
“once they start handing out grades for destruction of school property, i’ll be in good shape.”
“man aims high. gotta give him that.”
“i feel bad, so let me make it up to you.”
“but you hate chinese food.”
“watch it, [name]. that big mouth is gonna get you in trouble.”
“hey! get your head in the game!”
“and you topped mom’s best score on the pinball machine? get outta here!”
“i’m sorry to barge in like this.”
“you want me to heat that up for you?”
“i was just gonna stick it in the microwave.”
“i think i can spare a minute.”
“others say she was smoking in the girls’ room.”
“you have to stop caring about that.”
“and falling for him, was that before or after the lima beans?”
“he likes somebody else, and she’s perfect.”
“wow. that is really deep.”
“see you around, hippie.”
“you don’t have a date for homecoming?”
“your loyalties are clear when it comes to friends.”
“oh, god. oh. oh, i totally spaced.”
“i’m sorry. i know you must want to kill me.”
“when did you even start hanging out?”
“did i do or say anything last night to make you think this is okay?”
“i don’t remember that being the plan.”
“hey. you did the history homework?”
“no one sits here but me.”
“i feel extremely dangerous.”
“does anyone else need a date for homecoming?”
“hey there, cutie. i was just thinking about you.”
“i’m not supposed to have anyone here.”
“how am i gonna get this place cleaned up in time?”
“i wish there was somewhere we could go to be alone.”
“could you go get me a diet caffeine-free orange soda?”
“have fun with [name]. you two deserve each other.”
“why would you do that? [name]’s been my best friend since first grade.”
“i don’t want to talk about it.”
“we’re only going together to make you jealous.”
“dude, you’re so stupid. she’s totally into you.”
“you must have been a real jerk. because no matter what i do, i can’t get ‘em to stop talking to me.”
“you look like you could use a drink.”
“you ever feel like you messed something up so bad that you’ll never be able to fix it?”
“if someone is a true friend, you’d be surprised at how understanding they can be.”
“just because you have powers, that doesn’t make you a hero. sometimes it just makes you a jerk.”
“oh, my god. i made out with an old lady.”
“look at those cute little legs.”
“i just want to say sorry because this whole thing was my fault.”
“i can’t do anything more to help you. i’m not wonder woman, you know.”
“i went through puberty twice … for this?”
“this is so sweet, i could hurl.”
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