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itâs like their personalities are switched here and itâs the cUTEST THING

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Let go, Hermione.
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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didnât blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
hope ya pets even healthier in 2018
hope your pets discover immortality in 2019
reading ur old writing
i dont know which facial expression in most accurateÂ
its a process
Inspired by this photo that I laughed at for like ten minutes.
[d|p] [More: Comics | PKMN] (I am so sorry for assaulting your dashboard with this).
WHAT.THE.FUCK?
I am wildly uncomfortable

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How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.
Amazing
Science always blows my mind.
the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use âđâ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed
*posts any picture*
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Draco Malfoy

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I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic
weâre going to have to call smut âlemonsâ again, arenât we?Â
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer childÂ
Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck
Drarry Fic Rec -Â Part II Because why not
If I really liked the fic I put a heart beside it :) Enjoy reading those :)
Eat Me
Rated: Explicit
Words:10977
Summary Harryâs having a terrible morning. That is, until he receives a curious package at work. Inside are two things: a chocolate model of an erect penis, and a note simply saying âEat Meâ in an elegant, inviting script. And Merlin, heâs hungry.Â
Taking Chances heart
Rated: Explicit
Words:135125
Summary: Â After the war, Draco disappeared and started over in America, vowing never to return to Great Britain and the fraught past he left behind. Unfortunately, when his mates convince him to sign up for an exchange programme for the last year of their Auror Training, Draco learns that he doesnât have much of a choice in the matter.Â
In Pieces heart
Rated: Mature
Words:85271Â
Summary:Â Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost.
Canât Sit Still heart
Rated: Explicit
Words:193374
Summary:Â Five years after the war, Harry finds himself drawn to Draco Malfoy by memories that arenât his own. Or, in which Harry hates his Auror partner, Draco flips houses, Pansy sleeps around, Hermione is a magical creaturesâ justice warrior, Blaise is getting married, and Ron is just along for the ride.
Then Comes The Mist And Weeping Rain heart
Rated: Explicit
Words:21139
Summary:Â It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud thatâs ever so cross.
Things Worth Knowing heart heart heart
Rated: Explicit
Words:164523
Summary:Â After the Battle, Harry thinks heâs left Hogwarts for good, but Minerva insists that all students return for an Eighth Year if they wish to sit for NEWTs in the spring, and Harry needs those NEWTs to go into the Aurors. Dracoâs just grateful not to be in Azkaban. Or the Manor. Heâs hoping he can steer clear of Potter this year and grapple with his own problems. Unfortunately for him, Potter appears to be one of those problems. And thatâs not even addressing the fact that Potterâs got serious issues of his own, which Draco realises as heâs forced to share an Eighth Year dormitory room and several classes with the Gryffindor Git. If only they can make it through the year without killing each other, it should be all right, shouldnât it?
Marathon heart
Rated: Mature
Words:176337
Summary:Â Harryâs life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. Yet it seems whatâs going to complicate it most is saving Scorpius Malfoyâs life. Since Scorpius is underage, Draco assumes the debtâand he is determined to pay Harry back. Now if only he could find something Harry actually wanted.
Itâs Not Enough, Just a Touch
Rating: Explicit
Words:11798
Summary:Â Harry Potter rushed into marriage, eager to start a family of his own, only to realize too late where his true preferences lie. Now, there is no turning back as he waits nervously in this restaurant, knowing nothing will ever be the same again.
Between the Lines
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Words:11581
Summary:Â 5 Times Draco Malfoy reads works of Muggle Literature and Harry is completely smitten and 1 Time Harry does.
Hereâs The Pencil, Make It Work heart heart
Rated: Mature
Words:49493
Summary: Harry thinks âWhy is Malfoy working in a coffee shop in muggle London?â is a much simpler question than, âAre you going to accept that auror offer and, if you donât, what will you do?â
Running On Air heart heart heartÂ
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Words:74876
Summary:Â Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
All Our Secrets Laid Bare heart heart
Rated: Explicit
Words: 149,549
Summary:Â Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
Liar heart
Rated: Explicit
Words: 50,341
Summary:Â Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy always preferred the worst of each other; unfortunately, they had better halves.
Brief Encounter heart
Rated: ExplicitÂ
Words: 45,470
Summary: Harry was happy, goddammit; heâd gotten everything he wanted in life. Why then could he not stop thinking about Draco Malfoy?
Moments Like These heart heart
Rated: Explicit
Words: 9,662
Summary:Â For years Draco and Harry have met twice a month in posh Muggle hotels to engage in a little extra-marital fun, no strings attached. Things take a turn when Draco admits his true feelings for Harry.
Turn heart heart heart heart heart
Rated: Explicit
Words: 306,708
Summary: One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.
Balance, Imperfect heart
Rated: Explicit
Words: 91,000
Summary: When Harry sustains an injury in the line of work, he no longer knows how to navigate the life he loved, and finds help and solace from the most unexpected source.
Nineteen Reasons
Rated: Explicit
Words: 63,530
Summary:Â At Kingâs Cross, nineteen years after Voldemort was defeated, Draco Malfoy nodded curtly at Harry Potter. Contrary to popular belief, the nod was not the result of a sense of obligatory politeness â there were nineteen reasons for that nod.
The Swaggering Plimpies (or This One Time, At Quidditch CampâŚ)
Rated: Explicit
Words: 29,576
Summary:Â Draco has an idea, and Harryâs just the one to help him.
Are You MIne? (series)Â heartÂ
Rated:Â Explicit
Words:91,008
Summary: A little over a year after the end of the war, fate seems intent on pushing Harry and Draco together. Staying together is a different matter entirely.
New constellations
Rated: Mature
Words: 11,835
Summary:Â Neptune had come into Dracoâs life only a few hours after sheâd come into Harryâs. The two of them had been sitting in the Ministry, in the waiting room of Dracoâs section when Draco had walked by and stopped to look at them. Harry had been codling the little girl, making funny faces and talked to her in a light baby voice. âShould I take her for awhile?â Draco had asked. Harry had stared up at him, looking rather possessive of the girl. Like Draco would do her harm. Draco sighed. Heâd thought theyâd gotten past this, that Harry had actually started to trust that Draco wanted to do good in this world. He was working with Muggle relations, for Christ sake.
The Peacock Paladin and the King of the Emerald Court
Rated:Mature
Words:11331
Summary:Â Harry suffers from chronic headaches, and it affects his work and relationships. New pain-management techniques (and their provider) may just be the relief his life needs.
Dating Potters
Rated: Mature
Words: 7,733
Summary:Â Scorpius and Albus have been together for awhile now and decide itâs time to have a family dinner and come out to their fathers. What theyâre not counting on is the fact that theyâre not the only ones with secrets to share. A story in which innuendos are made, hoodies are worn, secrets are revealed, and Albus hides under the table, though not necessarily in that order.
Open For Repairs heart
Rated: Mature
Words: 34,901
Summary:Â After the war, Draco works at a tv repair shop and Harry breaks things.feat. sad boys in jumpers and more ABBA than is probably necessary
Unseen
Rated:Mature
Words:10885
Summary:Â When he wasnât wearing it, he got jumpy, always waiting for someone to come at him wanting somethingâand now they did it even more urgently, if they ever saw him, because most of the time, nobody did.
To Be Back Again in the Rest of the Room heart
Rated: Explicit
Words:15947
Summary: Harryâs just defeated Voldemort, and has had enough trouble for a lifetime. All he wants to do now is to get into his four-poster bed in Gryffindor Tower and sleep. Too bad he soon finds himself unexpectedly stuck in a malfunctioning Room of Requirement⌠with Malfoy.
Inevitable as Tragedy
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Words: 8,084
Summary:Â Physical separation is possible for Harry and Draco. Mental separation is not.

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When cancer takes life, we blame cancer.
Depression is a disease
Donât blame the victim for losing the fight
Iâve been called selfish by my family and my therapist for wanting to kill myself. I was starting to believe it. You have no idea how much I needed to hear this.
Fic authors deserve more credit.
Story time: I started reading a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time, I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda,) but it felt like it flew by. So after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.
The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was âoh, thatâs why. Thatâs nothing!â But what a shitty response. Because no. Thatâs not nothing. Thatâs a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.
So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because theyâre amazing. Theyâre the MVPs.