I had that EXACT Doodle Bear! I actually thrifted it in college back in the late 2000s. I gave it to my young niece.

As a transgender man who is going to be having a baby, I am so glad that by technicality my child will be able to fulfil the prophecy and defeat Macbeth.

To be on the safe side, get a C-section?  Macbeth really needs defeating.

Ironically I do have to have a C-section due to a hip problem I have. So it’s double accurate.

I like how this post implies that Macbeth is still out there, most likely terrorizing people, and no one has been able to stop him

who was i before i cared so much about my eyebrows???

Wholesome

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

IT’S SUCH A CUTE WATER PUPPY

 I have seen one when swimming, and I consider myself super lucky because they are shy and only swim in super clean water.

I didn’t know they were so small and they wiggle their legs just like puppies!!!