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No one:

Absolutely not a single fucking soul on the planet:

Sarah Janet Maas for no fucking reason at all:

#anti sjm #anti sarah j maas #anti acotar #anti tog #anti ccity #sarah j maas #tog #acotar #ccity #queue of salt #my meme #meme54

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croissantcitysucks

friendly reminder that eris is a piece of shit and if you think otherwise you should get tf off my blog

<3

croissantcitysucks

YES this is @ all the weird stantis-ish who keep trying to get in on the rice-hating game while stanning eris like he’s not just some watered-down version of ricesand.

gwynriel

probably yeah

fae-fucker

4 ways the em dashes and the dicks are similar in an SJM novel

Longer than it’s thick

Inserted everywhere without any real meaning or purpose

Overabundant and generally unecessary

Supposed to be there to create something deep and profound, ends up being silly, immature and pointless, often interrupting the flow of the story and narrative

croissantcitysucks

cas/sian in acomaf: i will lay down my life to defend this land from hybern

any human person but especially graysen’s family’s army & jurian: *does exactly that*

cas/sian: well now i am just going to be mad

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alectology-archive

Fuck eris and fuck acosf

#anti eris #anti acosf

deathtojuly

Mor, Lucien and other characters: Eris is evil.

People who read the books: Eris sucks.

Sj//m herself, at one point: Eris is bad.

Certain people: UwU Eris my misunderstood bby. He has hidden depths! M0r was clearly faking it. Nes//ta x Eris forever!

#anti eris #queue of salt

anastasiasfringe

Ok, but...

Is this what every s/jm stan is into?

maessian

nessian stans are like... the age gap between feyre and rhysand and nesta and cassian is 500 years that’s disgusting, I hate feysand... still ship nessian though 💀💀

croissantcitysucks

Elain cut her a look. “This house has needed a woman’s touch for years.”

shut the fuck up

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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croissantcitysucks

i think the cauldron is my favourite ac0tar character bc a) it killed ricesand, and b) it took one good look at this entire dumbass fucking climactic scene and thought, “huh. fuck this shit, i’m gonna destroy the world” and man i fucking respect that.

cinaja

Acotar narrative: Mating bonds are super rare and special!

Also acotar: Literally everyone gets a mating bond.

Just. The mating bonds mentioned in canon are: Feyre/Rhysand, Elain/Lucien, Kallias/Vivianne, Miryam/Drakon, Rhysand's parents and Tamlin's parents. (Note how there isn't a single mating bond in a wlw or mlm relationship mentioned.)

That makes it six of these supposedly rare mating bonds. Now, six isn't that much, but there are only four relationships without a mating bond (only counting those where the partners end up together), namely Thesan/unnamed male Peregryn, Nephelle/unnamed female Seraphim, Amren/Varian and Beron/his wife (or her and Helion, depending on which relationship you count). So basically the Mating Bond : No Mating Bond ratio is 3:2. This is not what I'd call rare.

wtchliings

funny how the same people who claim nesta doesn’t give a fuck about faeruh close their eyes when it comes to the fact that nesta went to the wall for god knows how many days looking for her.

gwynriel

probably yeah

thegoddessofsarcasm

BY THE WAY

Whenever reading Sjmess' clothing descriptions I would always have the felling that they looked... familiar?

Now i found out why: they remind me of the God awful costumes on Reign, a CW show supposedly set in the 16th century.

Same fucked up silhouettes, same modern materials, same boring hair (yeah, they have beach waves and hats do not exist ). How could i not see this sooner?

Credit to costumereigncw

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agneasarrow

Alien Assriver opens her mouth and I just hit this bad boy:

[IMAGE ID: A large red button with the words “White woman extinction button” written out in black text. END ID]

alectology-archive

cassian sucks

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