Mother-in-law
Dutch Guy: Do you know what they say is the ideal weight for a mother-in-law in Holland?
Me: No, how much?
Dutch Guy: It's 200 grams...
Me: Huh?
Dutch Guy: ... and inside an urn! [lol]
Me: It's harsh! [lol]
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Mother-in-law
Dutch Guy: Do you know what they say is the ideal weight for a mother-in-law in Holland?
Me: No, how much?
Dutch Guy: It's 200 grams...
Me: Huh?
Dutch Guy: ... and inside an urn! [lol]
Me: It's harsh! [lol]

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My life is a fairytale... I am married to the witch!
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Adaptability. Positivity. #change #lifethoughts #bodyworldsmuseum (at Anton Geesinkstraat 6)
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Emo while having a #haircut. Gusto na magplay. #batangmabait (at Cute Barber, SM City Calamba)
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