antinous

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

I just learned about this recently from a Viking reenactor! Indigo dye isn't blue until it oxidizes, so when you dye with indigo your cloth or thread doesn't come out of the water blue, it comes out and then reacts with the oxygen in the air and seems to spontaneously turn blue in front of your eyes. It's a really cool process to witness.

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

breaking something by stepping on it is lowkey so embarassing, like damn here comes the deviantart giantess

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while