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I love getting knives out of the dishwasher because I pull them out and for a few seconds I'm kind of an evil murderer who is a threat to everyone around me but then I'm normal again and put the knife up

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that’s an interesting marketing strategy

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I summon Blue Eyes Hairy Chest in attack position

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Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

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It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

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The real answer is that it really wants you to go away

That’s a fledgling great horned owl, they’re known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch

Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it’s still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.

The pose it’s taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what’s up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.

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me: oh hello little owl

owl: i will fuck you up

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Never forget that an owl is mostly feathers and air.

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I would die for Pepper

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Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

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Kathryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness WandaVision | 1x07

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i learned that in the original version of The Princess and The Frog, by the Brothers Grimm, the princess does not kiss the frog to turn it into a prince but rather throws the frog at a wall as hard as she can which breaks the curse on the frog and turns it back into a prince (x)

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the falcon and the winter soldier: new world order + tumblr text posts

+ a bonus because this guy is the worst:

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MCU + sibling duos

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