Love Like Yours

And what if the Bentley plays Crazy Little Thing Called Love in s3, what then?

I have this headcanon that Crowley doesn’t have genitalia because he realized early on that he didn’t like it and miracled it away. Meanwhile, Aziraphale never had an issue with any aspect of his human vessel, but after being in Madame Tracy’s body during Almost-maggedon he realized he preferred female genitals so now he’s just casually rocking an Azirapussy and nobody knows.

*takes a deep breath* It’s the way that “if Gabriel and beezlebub can do it, go off together, then we can” finally broke the fragile membrane of avoidance keeping them from admitting that the ‘arrangement’ they’ve been cultivating for thousands of years was never about heaven or hell or sin or righteousness but about an intimate love between them as individuals and that every time Crowley has mentioned running away it was with the hope that they could hold hands without fear because for Crowley it has always been about Aziraphale and it always will be because he loves him more than anything even the stars and that SCARES AZIRAPHALE SO BAD because he assumes that what HE wants can’t possibly be a part of god’s plan