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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
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@answeringeverythingwithmemes
explain: why are titties so soft????
titties are near the heart so they are full of love
Ha!
That’s the same reason I give my boyfriend when he asks, ‘Why are your titties so hot all the time?’
I tell him, “They are close to my heart and it’s on fire for you!”
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A Mood (a concept, definitely not exactly what I’m doing currently) :
Laying on the couch in your living room at 3:30 in the afternoon. Completely covered with a light blanket, I’m talking over the head and everything. Blaring Europe’s the final countdown on your stereo system. Secretly looking at tumblr.
Except it’s not a secret because there’s no one else here, it just feels right to be under the covers with tumblr.
Your dog looks worriedly over at you.
That’s it. That’s all.
My dad was eating pistachios so I reached my hand out and he just started peeling them and giving them to me. Then suddenly went "I really hope you find someone who loves you a lot" and I went "enough to peel my pistachios for me?" And he laughed and said "yeah exactly" before carrying on giving me more
The Raincoat
by Ada Limón
When the doctor suggested surgery
and a brace for all my youngest years,
my parents scrambled to take me
to massage therapy, deep tissue work,
osteopathy, and soon my crooked spine
unspooled a bit, I could breathe again,
and move more in a body unclouded
by pain. My mom would tell me to sing
songs to her the whole forty-five minute
drive to Middle Two Rock Road and forty-
five minutes back from physical therapy.
She’d say, even my voice sounded unfettered
by my spine afterward. So I sang and sang,
because I thought she liked it. I never
asked her what she gave up to drive me,
or how her day was before this chore. Today,
at her age, I was driving myself home from yet
another spine appointment, singing along
to some maudlin but solid song on the radio,
and I saw a mom take her raincoat off
and give it to her young daughter when
a storm took over the afternoon. My god,
I thought, my whole life I’ve been under her
raincoat thinking it was somehow a marvel
that I never got wet.
I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.
The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
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Sneaky shoe-stealing sausage dog
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My boyfriend and I just got done with a huge argument, that started when he called me fat. Can I get some good body positivity vibes to keep me going for the night?
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once
That is rock???
👣some cryptid banners i made for my room! they’re just felt and hot glue. rbs are appreciated, so please don’t re-post! 👣terfs dni, i’m a young trans artist
✨live, laugh, lurk!✨
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this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain
i thot the beatles died
I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????
my wife now
Leaving this for myself if not others because someday I want to be able to grow my own food
where the fuck did justin’s “AMELIE” impression even fucking come from. griffin’s just reading a question from someone named Amelie Belcher. Seconds pass, enough for justin’s brain to think around the name and its connection to critically-acclaimed 2001 french movie Amelie. he has seconds to remember the movie before the topic changes. and in the deep rumbling of his brain, scrambling for any details about critically-acclaimed 2001 french movie Amelie , justin tyler mcelroy chooses to let out that little high-pitched voice. that voice that, in NO UNIVERSE, sounds anything remotely like audrey tautou, but he still fucking acts like he does. and sure, he doubles down when griffin confronts him on it, THAT i get. but its that split-second decision to remember critically-acclaimed 2001 french movie Amelie, starring audrey tautou as the titular character Amelie, and the thing that justin “juice” mcelroy decides represents the necessary reference to critically-acclaimed 2001 french movie Amelie is, again, a high-pitched version of audrey tautou saying her own character’s fucking name like a goddamn pokemon. and no one can’t watch critically-acclaimed 2001 french movie Amelie anymore because when she’s leading the blind man down the street and describing the sights (which is a weird scene already), i can no longer hear her saying “we just passed the drum major’s widow, she’s worn his coat since he died”, i hear justin “hoops” mcelroy screaming “AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE” in his ear and i lose my fucking mind. imagine being BAFTA winner Jean-Pierre Jeunet, talking with people about his critically-acclaimed 2001 french movie Amelie, named one of the TOP 100 GREATEST FILMS OF THE 21ST CENTURY, WHICH ISN’T EVEN OVER YET and someone just screams at him “I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON” because of a split-second design by an american podcaster named justin “ranked west of loathing as one of his top 5 games of 2017, which isn’t to say west of loathing is a bad game and there’s something to be said for using your position to highlight underrated indie gems but its still a wild pick” mcelroy, who definitely ruined the credibility of Jean-Pierre Jeunet for life
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I need answers
Wait, I’ve got the perfect addition for this.
Hey FYI Bernie’s still on the democratic ballot. Please please please! If you haven’t voted yet, voting ends at 6 pm tonight! Find you local polling place, and GO VOTE!!!
