Just A Simple Night Owl

having slowpoke with 2020 glasses be the special event pokemon for New Years 2021 is the funniest joke niantic has ever made

Kudos to the artist for making this asshat so fucking punchable that I actually want to yeet my phone to smash his face

this is a Complex Web

2020 was weird and Bad but 2021 is bad and Weird

i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds

this is the same movie that has a character with an ass thats twice the size of her body

And it was a cinematic masterpiece

and it was a cinematic masterpiece

I wonder how many people don’t realize this white male hero moment was made up for the film. 

Reviving for the actual facts

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

THIS.

I stand by this message whole heartedly but also I thought this said “I can’t eat applesauce” and I was so fucking confused.

Were it not for ops comment i would not have known that says applause. I was ready to take this post at face value reading that shit as applesauce because thats just what you do on this bitch if a site