Born Bastard and Proud!

A mushroom boi and his best friend, god

You can’t bring him back

Dry Drowning

Someone has to be to blame

inspired by the fic stitched flowers by Phantomxlegend!

Hypocrites

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Tommy’s disks

Is it any different that women seeing cute things & wanting to squish their face?

This takes at least as much skill, and involves all the same wilderness stalking. It proves that you are both brave AND compassionate. There’s no downside to doing this instead. Imagine you go to somebody’s home, and they have a trophy room filled with beautifully composed close up photos of wolves and deer and boar and eagles and things all over the walls, with a couple camera guns mounted up there too - on one wall is a photo of a standing bear who obviously sees the person taking the photo and it’s been blown up so the bear is life size (that’s why you need that gun-barrel lens, so the quality holds up when you enlarge the pic) The person you are visiting is like, “yeah, I took all these.” THAT’s impressive. A room full of dead things just means they are weird and gross and pointlessly cruel and proud of it.

Philza Minecraft why are you like this /rp

good afternoon im thinkin bout pogtopia wilbur

Exile arc doodles part uno

Think about what we’ve seen with Quackity and Techno. From the wiki: “Quackity fears Techno because of his power and after what he did to him during Minecraft Monday, often unable to even look at him without screaming and disconnecting in panic.”. It is only from the position of VP of L’Manburg that Quackity is able to confront Techno. With that gone, Quackity stands no chance against Techno, and he goes back to being powerless and afraid.

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