Kat

My revelation from earlier: i think dream smp is like. The opposite of slop. I think everyone's definition of slop is different but to me its media that doesn't stimulate any cognitive parts of the brain and is entertaining in the same way as a baby sensory video. Just shapes and colours and buzzwords. And that makes me infuriated that ive heard the dream smp called slop because the dream smp is the most gutwrenchingly beautiful story with the worst viewing experience known to man. Its a multiple-hundred-hour Minecraft roleplay thats functionally impossible to watch. The acting is amateur. The storytelling is clunky. The medium is unconventional and difficult to make immersing. The canon is inconsistent. The lines determining what IS canon are blurry at best. The writers and actors and designers and artists are a bunch of improv-ers who barely cooperate with each other. The plot is so good it will ruin your life. Its bad in every way except the way that matters, and the worst thing about it is that its good. That's why everyone who loves the dream smp talks about it like its the worst thing thats ever happened to them. Its the opposite of shapes and colours and no substance. Its all substance.

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

I knew max was a real one when he said he didn't like golf

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

So I've been reading this incredible Buffy fanfic on this offline host of an old fanfic site that's no longer active, and I just finished the last chapter this morning, only to find out that it's incomplete on a massive cliffhanger. Do we think emailing the author's old mailexcite address will get me any more chapters, or is this a fruitless endeavor?

Okay, so going onto another old archive got me the author's site, which was saved on the wayback machine, so now not only do I have a few more chapters, but I also have all of this author's other fanfiction. hallelujah

they should just give fernando and lewis those mclarens for the rest of the season and let them unleash 18 years of pent up hatred on each other

i love scrolling past x reader fics

he is NOT doing that to me