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"Sleeping on the sofa" or "in the dog house" are what normal and hinged people would likely say. But not Hologram Julian Bashir. He tells his husband to sleep on the floor. "You're pissing me off so get on the ground" I love them sm

so true but when tf did real spock get a magic crystal orb

in episode four kirk equates the enterprise to his lover and says "ill never lose you. never." and then in tsfs he blows up the enterprise to save spock. just another normal thing that happens in star trek

bones isn’t even that grumpy he just isn’t a bullshitter . like yeah giving your brains to unknown alien entities that can KILL you IS insane . he ISN’T an engineer . maybe we SHOULDN’T risk the entire crew just so spirk can play gay chicken . with as many malfunctions as the transporter has why WOULDN’T he bitch about using it ? no one else on the enterprise is going to tell the truth but bones will

I love now Trekkies will go on about Spock's gay arc but won't acknowledge the fact Kirk would drop to his knees immediately for that man. Kirk is just as down bad, for good reason too.

honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don’t you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it’s obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil’s elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you