Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts

Hello, Nonnie! 

Thank you, Nonnie!  (´ ω `♡)

These meme asks are way too fun, so I love doing them. Unfortunately, I’m not familiar with couple memes, so I don’t know what to do.

I haven’t yet! You’re actually the first to request it! ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶

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Yandere!Allen Jones: He is incredibly possessive and does not even try to hide it. He needs to be reassured constantly that you are not actually interested in anyone else. Expect him to get violent whenever he thinks someone is making a pass at you and just looking at you weirdly. 

He doesn’t stalk you, per say, but he does know every move that you make throughout the day. That is mostly because he knows people and has them do the spying instead, under threat of violence. He’s always informed of your location and who you’re with and whether he needs to go take care of them or not.

He doesn’t make any effort to conceal that he’s obsessed with you. His flirting is aggressive and he gets rough with you occasionally when he feels impatient with your rebuttal of his advances. It annoys him, because he’s already decided that the two of you should be together and your insistence to deny your ‘obvious’ attraction to him just brings up his abandonment issues all over again.

He is not violent, at least not with you. He throws things around or breaks them but he never puts his hands on you when he is angry. If he ever does end up hitting up it would make him feel incredibly remorseful and ashamed. Not enough to actually leave you alone, but will be on his best behaviour around you for a while.

If you fight against him, he’ll just think that you’re playing hard to get and doubles his efforts as a result. He quickly becomes suffocating and dangerous, because you never know how he’ll act around other people. If he had his way he would have you all for himself, without the pesky interference of your friends and family. 

How He Tries to Win Them Over

He already thinks you’re in love with him, but for whatever reason won’t admit it, so for him it is merely a means to trying to get you to own up to it. He most likely just starts acting as if the two of you are already in a relationship and tries to be a good boyfriends. Even if you deny it, he just rolls his eyes at you and goes on doing whatever he wants anyway. His biggest appeal might be his guard dog nature, however. He is extremely overprotective of you and is willing to do whatever he can to make you happy. It becomes comforting to know that someone has your back and if give him that opening he will be sure to take advantage of it and make you rely on him for support and protection.

Yandere!Matt Williams: He is more subdued and a little more restrained. His attraction to you is something you barely notice, mostly because he keeps his distance and prefers to observe you from afar. He is in a way a quintessential stalker that just follows you around without you noticing.

He takes his time approaching you, only because he knows he intimidates people and doesn’t want that to happen with you. When he does find the courage to talk to you, it’s most likely because you need help with something and he feels like he can step in and do something nice. If the interaction is positive it will most likely spur him on and he becomes bolder with his actions.

Every body thinks that he just has a little crush on you, but his feelings run much, much deeper than that. Even he isn’t sure that what he is feeling is normal and safe, but he has so little experience with this sort of thing, that he ultimately convinces himself it must be not that bad. After all, he just wants to keep you safe and happy. That can’t be bad.

He hangs onto every bit of kindness you offer him and tries to pay you back tenfold. You have basically acquired a large and protective dog, with the way he treats you. Nobody dares to cause you trouble when you’re around and rumors soon start spreading that there must be something between you. It pleases him, because it makes him feel like what he’s doing is normal.

How He Tries to Win Them Over

Aww, thank you. You’re too kind!  (*/▽＼*)

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Luciano Vargas: He’s smooth, suave and he can flirt like nobody’s business, but if you pay any attention to him you can tell that he’s merely going through the motions. He judges most of his relationships based on the advantages they can bring him, so it is no surprise when that when it comes to romantic partners he wants someone that will have the approval of his grandfather.

He wants somebody who is intelligent and well-mannered, perhaps even a little cunning. He likes people who can wrap others around their finger and lead them on, but will not try that on him. He wants a partner who is entirely submissive to him and him alone, in fact.

He’s a guy who wants and only accepts the finer things in life, so you can expect a lot of dates at high-class restaurants, opera or theater shows and all those fancy dinner parties. He needs someone who can appreciate this sort of thing and will probably avoid starting anything with a person uninterested in this sort of thing.

He’s loaded with money and will take every opportunity to remind you of it with the most expensive gifts that he can buy. Their never tacky, nor flashy, as he prefers simplicity above all else. He usually only buys for special occasions, like birthdays and anniversaries. He does love to see you discreetly flaunt the things he got in front of others, however.

He probably wants the two of you to move in after a few years of being together, simply because he wants to make sure you’re with him for the right reasons. If anything gives him the faintest notion that you’re after his money or family status he will end the relationship and probably take revenge too. He hates being made a fool of more than anything in the world. 

He does not want a doormat, however. He likes a little fire and a little spite, especially when it comes to badmouthing all the idiots that he has to interact with every day. He likes a sarcastic, but subtle sense of humour above all else. A person who is able to look you in the eye and insult you indirectly, leaving you uncertain of whether you should feel offended or not, is precisely the sort that he feels most attracted to.

He’s very private about his personal affairs, so while he will appear distant in public he will be much more open with his affections in private. He enjoys the lazy mornings where he wakes up before you and can hold you in his arms while you sleep. If you do wake up however he will deny those moments.

He is much more vulnerable towards his significant other than with anybody else. It’s pretty subtle and not really obvious, but you tell he is more open with his feelings and insecurities around you once you are together. His partner becomes his rock and the only one that gets to see him at his weakest. 

Allen Jones: He’s brash, impulsive and really needs to learn how to keep his mouth shut sometimes, so I think his best match would be someone that can tell him off when he goes to far, but is sweet to his in general. He is something of a serial flirter, who is so used to rejection that he would actually be so surprised should you accept his advances. 

He needs someone who will act as his impulse control, but won’t stop his from having fun altogether. He denies it, but he adores being spoiled by his partner so he would want someone who is always looking out for him and can read between the lines. 

Date nights are never pre-planned, so they’re always some sort of adventure. He doesn’t have a lot of money so he sticks to things that are cheap and fun such as amusements parks, having a meal on the rooftop of Oliver’s bistro at night or just staying in and watching bad movies. He likes the little moments that he can look back on fondly, when it’s just you two together. 

He actually waits for you to suggest moving in together simply because he’s afraid that you might say no. At this point he’s already grown very attached to you, but because he’s stubborn he refuses to admit it. So you’re in this very place with him, where he’s always over at your place, but has him room back at Oliver’s too. Should you however bring it up he will just say that he likes it better this way, even though all he wants is to live with you.

He doesn’t buy expensive gifts, because well, he doesn’t have the money. He saves up for them, but always buys you random stuff throughout the month that it’s never enough to get you something really fancy. He is a frequent gifter however, in that he will get you small things that reminded him of you. Your place will soon fill up with weird nick-knacks that he’s gotten you over the whole time you’ve been together.

He lives for PDA, but only if you initiate it. He, for some reason, is convinced that he has a cool guy image to protect, but it’s all pretty much in his head. It’s not a bad idea to just play into it, though, as he soaks up any hint of affection you might give him and teasing him is that much more effective as a result. When the two of you are together, however, he’s glued to your side, always eager to just participate in skin-on-skin contact, whether it’s innocent or sexual.

You’re right, Anon, and you should say it!

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Matt has no game. Whatsoever. He’s basically a 182 cm wall of muscle and flanel that would inwardly panic whenever he has to interact with someone he likes. How he got in a relationship in the first place, no one is sure, but he tries his best not to give his partner any reason to change his mind.

He likes cooking for his significant other! It’s nothing too fancy, given his lack of skills in the kitchen, but he likes to take care of them the best he can. He usually sticks to breakfast foods because they are easy to make and pretty hard to mess up.

A perfect afternoon for him is spent with his partner on the couch, cuddling, watching old movies and maybe with one of the strays he has taken in too. He usually falls asleep with his arms around his partner, and because he is pretty strong, his partner is basically stuck in that position until he wakes up.

He cherishes every gift her receives from his partner, no matter how small or big. He usually prefers it if you give him functional things or something related to animals, however he doesn’t oppose anything fancy either. He might be more reluctant to handle it though as he is afraid of breaking it.

He’s kinda shy about PDA and usually prefers it if you were subtle about it. Hand-holding and short pecks are alright, but he absolutely loves it when you just touch him on his arm or back. To him it feels as if you’re saying ‘I’m here’ without actually talking and it makes him feel more confident.

He doesn’t really flaunt your relationship, but you notice that he tends to keep an arm around you whenever you are anywhere near Zao or Allen. It’s not that he doesn’t trust them (well, he doesn’t), but he finds it annoying how they clamor for your attention every time. He might actually end up punching Allen for flirting with you too much also.

He gets really insecure sometimes about whether you actually like him or not. He logically knows that you must, since you wouldn’t be with him otherwise, but it still gets to him occasionally. He feels that maybe you would be better off with someone more outspoken than him or more cheerful or more sociable. In those moments all he needs is to be shown that you care about him and he calm down.

Thanks you guys so much for following me all this time and all the likes and reblogs!! I truly appreciate it! You are all wonderful and seeing you send in ask is always such a joy!!

So, I wanted to make this post in order to assure everybody that I’m working on their requests and that they will be done as soon as I can finish them!

Also, I have an announcement: In order to celebrate reaching this milestone I was thinking of doing something special for you guys! 

So I came up with... well, nothing yet. But! I’m played with a few ideas right now and depending on how much free time I have, I will get to them rather soon.

In the meantime, I was thinking of switching things up for a bit and because I’ve fallen into fandom hell again, I was thinking of opening asks for Yandere content. Basically you can send in any asks for a Yandere prompt and I will write it for whichever boy you choose! (SFW or NSFW)!

Awww, thank you, Anon! I hope you’re ok and safe too!

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His main hobby is reading. His favorite genre is actually mystery, though many people are convinced he only reads the Russian classics. In fact he has not tried to tackle any of those books since he thinks it would require too much time.

The scarf he has is a present from his younger sister and it’s handmade. He cherishes it deeply and would kill someone if they damaged it. (Looking at you, Allen!)

He only choose to be an accountant because he knew it would be a stable job that would bring in money. 

It’s not obvious, but he does have a very sadistic sense of humor. He mostly likes to mess with people in small ways, unless they actually annoy him. His most frequent target is Allen, mostly because he is the one causing the most problems for him. Allen often tries to tell Oliver about Viktor’s pranks on him, but he doesn’t believe him. After all Viktor is too serious and mature for that kinda stuff. 

He and Oliver are actually pretty good friends, since he manages the books for Oliver’s bistro. He says that the Cheshire is his favorite dining place in the city and always leaves a big tip when he goes there for lunch.

He, along with Katya, have been adopted by Anya’s parents when they were young, but out of respect for their biological parents didn’t change their last names. He adores his sisters and will do anything in his power to protect them, despite the fact that this very protectiveness caused Katya to distance herself from him as she felt suffocated by his attitude.

He also doesn’t get along with Francis that well, because he seems him as a bad influence on Oliver and Matt, who has sort of taken under his wing. Nobody is sure if they are friends or not, but Viktor has said before that he is quite fond of him as he is quiet and doesn’t cause trouble. He is however displeased that his younger sister has developed a bit of a puppy crush on Matt.

He doesn’t own a TV, but has a radio. He says that TVs are useless and you can get the exact same information from the radio and pay well less for it. He has also only seen about 5 movies in his entire lifetime. 

His favourite food is soup and he can’t stand sweets.

He used to be pretty chubby in middle school, but has since started to exercise more in order to improve his health and all the baby fat turned into muscle. Even Lutz is jealous of his physique.  

Though he’s had romantic relationships before, none of them lasted too long. They all ended because he was dumped due to his workaholic tendencies.

I am, Anon! I’m pretty much always open, but it’s taking me a long time to get to all the requests ‘cause of personal stuff.

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Luciano Vargas: He’s a strict dad. It’s pretty much a given, if you taking into account his upbringing and family relationship, so whether he realizes it or not, he tends to repeat the same patterns with his children as well. His family name is extremely important to him, so he will teach his child to always take into account the Vargas reputation when they interact with other people. 

But I also think that he won’t be able to stop himself from doting on his child sometimes. It’s not something obvious to anyone unfamiliar with their situations, but those that are close to the family can easily tell that he tends to spoil his child with affection. They usually happen in private and are small things like teaching his child how to cook, or play billiards, or having reading sessions with just the two of them. He always tries to make it clear that while he expects his child to behave, he loves them unconditionally. 

Lutz Beilschimdt: He’s the fun dad. His child is his buddy and you can see that just from the way they interact. Lutz never talks down to his child and treats them like their own person even when they are too young to actually be able to make their own decision. (He once actually changed his baby’s clothes 7 times before deciding on a single outfit, because he thought that they weren’t happy with the previous 6. When his partner told him that babies don’t care about what they wear, he insisted that his does.)

He tends to be really soft on his kid and easily puts them on a pedestal. His kid is good at sports? No, he’s fantastic at them! They’re more of bookish type? His kid is a genius! They made a funny joke? They’re the world’s greatest comedian! Basically everything his kid does is amazing in his eyes, but if his kid were not the athletic type I think he would struggle to bond with them a little. He’s not particularly bright, so he might feel intimidated if his child were to be something of a brainiac. He would still adore them, but there would be so distance between them as well.

Kuro Honda: He’s the troll dad. You know those dads that just always have a quip for your snarky comments? Well, he’s that guy. His relationship with his child would be weird, to say the least, because it would be fairly difficult to know just what exactly he’s thinking about at any time. If his child is not good at reading his moods, they might even grow distant from him and lean more towards his partner.

Ooooh, boy, prepare for the feels!

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Allen Jones: His comment is most likely something along the lines of “I’m not that soft, babe!” He complains that you make him look way more mushy than he actually is. And where is his bad boy charm?! He definitely insists he is more dangerous than he lets on, but it’s pretty much just some smoke and mirror show to mask just how shaken he is by your vision of him. It scares him somewhat that there is someone that can read him so easily, but it also makes him appreciate you that much more. 

Matt Williams: It embarrasses him to a ridiculous degree, but it also baffles him too. Your vision of him has him wondering if he is that good at expressing his emotions, or are you just that good at knowing what he actually means without him having to say it? Either way, he cherishes this thought deeply and it motivates him to work harder on his social skills so he could become as wonderful a person as you see him.

Oliver Kirkland: If he could see himself the same way that you see him, he would legit start crying. He finds it incredibly touching just how much you care for him and how supportive you are! Even his constant nagging comes across as heart-touching worry and he wonders just what did he do to deserve someone as wonderful as you in his life. It truly makes him think that he should do his best to always make sure he has you in his life.

Luciano Vargas: He has somewhat mixed feelings on this. On one hand, he enjoys the rush he feels whenever he sees you flustered due to his actions. On the other, he is a somewhat private person that like to carry himself with dignity when outside his house and expects the same from his partner as well. So while he would be somewhat annoyed by this behaviour in public, he encourage it when the two of you are alone. He enjoys the way your face goes red at the slightest touch of his fingers and definitely goes overboard with his affection in order to see just how cuter you can get.

Lutz Beilschmidt: This man lives for this. He finds it beyond cute and gets insanely happy whenever you bury your head in his chest. It makes him want to drown you in affection to the point that people around you start getting annoyed at how affectionate the two of you are. Lutz doesn’t care for their opinions, however, and just goes on as he did before, knowing that his size will pretty much deter anyone from actually saying anything to you. As a result, he becomes 10 times more sappier than before. 

Aww, thanks, Nonnie! :) And yes, that’s pretty much cannon, lol!

Omg, Anon, this is literally the cutest thing ever.

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Allen Jones: At first he doesn’t get it. He’s not so much into plants, that’s Oliver’s thing, but he supposes if you had to choose a plant for him, it’s not a bad pick. He acts like he’s too cool to look after a plant and he does get annoyed by it when one of the strays he was looking after got prickled by it, but he soon grows fond of it. It’s after all a present from his partner, and coming to that realization leads to a whole new problem as he has now started to think of the cactus as his son. He even put two googly eyes on the pot and has given it a name, that he insists his partner use as well. This is not terribly inconvenient, but when he accidentally knocks the cactus over he acts as if he’s hurt a real child and Oliver has to be called over to look at the damage and fix it. Only then does Allen calm down and act as if he wasn’t even worried in the first place.