aka Another0404

'stockholm syndrome' being invented by a police negotiator to explain away why a hostage said police actions were making her and the other hostages feel unsafe is like. yeah

On this blog we do not trust the government.

Let’s go on a date and choose each others outfits it’ll be so fun! Why yes the remote control vibrator is a part of the outfit I chose for you so don’t leave that out. So what if I turn it on for a bit while we’re walking to the restaurant I’m just checking that you didn’t try to leave home without it, don’t worry I’ll turn it off as soon as I get confirmation from the way your breathing hitches. You seem like you’re getting a little distracted at the restaurant so I’m just going to turn it on again just to make sure you stay in the moment. You’ve been telling me how good of a multitasker you are so it shouldn’t matter if I turn it up when the waiter comes to take our order, should it? You always get a bit fidgety so I don’t pay much attention when you start to grind into the chair. I’ll let you drag me to the restroom and kiss you back just a fervently but I’d break away after a few seconds because this is a nice restaurant and we can’t let the food go cold. The fact that you moan when you take the first bite of your food is definitely because of how good it is and not at all because I’ve turned the vibrator up again. Since the food is so good I say we should stay a bit longer and have dessert, you wouldn’t mind waiting a bit longer to get home would you darling?

daily reminder: fuck trump. fuck ice. and fuck you if you support them.

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Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

ok i'm so sorry to any religious person coming across this but i deadass want to get railed stupid in a church's altar