anotherhappylanding

Unless the og partner is abusive or terrible then I usually don't fuck with an affair. Even then it still feels very ew to me. Like girl no, you don't need more dick, you need therapy and a good support system.

I just personally don't find an inability to honour the basic terms of an agreement very hot tbh. Like just leave your partner and then have your kinky sex, I promise it'll still be fun.

Oh you evil and devious genius. I love you anon.

Truer words have never been spoken my friend. He is perfect and I love him.

Savage:

I might need to just do a crack one-shot of this scenario because it's too fun to leave behind.

... I gotta hold it in.

meanwhile Rook in the corner throwing side eye: “You don’t exactly use them either…”

Rook and Satine being pregnancy pals?

No I'm not that mean. Plus it's way more fun if Rook just starts fucking her sister instead. Which I'm still undecided on for this particular fic ('when is a monster not a monster'), but in general I love Bo-Katan x Rook

The level of subtlety and tact these bitches possess

Gar Saxon:

Thanks for reading! I'm so glad you enjoyed that bit. It was definitely one of my favourite parts to write I think. The period where Maul is completely oblivious to the fact that she is in any way important to him other than physically was so much fun to navigate.

Chapter 31 - the freedoms of truth

(This chapter has haunted my dreams like Padmé's labour haunted Anakin, but we move I guess. So here, take it, enjoy the fruits of my misery [jk I love this shit, I just like complaining and being unhappy with my work, yay])

By the time he arrived at the tomb, his clothes were thoroughly soaked. The door was half open and he slipped inside before the downpour could get any worse.

"Satine?" Maul asked, spotting her looking upon the marble carvings, blue light illuminating her features.

She jumped, and the device that she'd been using fell from her grip. It skittered across the floor, but it didn't switch off, leaving the room cast in a dimmed blue.

"What are you doing here?" She asked him, a fearful look in her eyes. "You're supposed to be asleep."

"I could say the same of you," Maul approached her with a worried frown.

He should have known from the moment he'd made her cry again that this wouldn't be the end of it. He supposed he'd pushed Savage away enough times by now to know that he was just like this. He was incapable of embracing anything that might offer him happiness. He didn't deserve it, he figured. And still, his refusal to embrace didn't come without casualties.

The only casualties he'd ever actually care about.

"I could have handled things better," Maul began, trying to correct his pattern of destruction as best he could. "I should have. I don't want to hurt you. I meant it when I said that. And seeing you cry is..." Maul cleared his throat. "I had a dream in the medbay after Draboon and- well, I suppose it doesn't matter. What matters is that I don't want to keep hurting you."

"Maul, I-"

"No wait, just let me finish," He held up a hand to silence her, knowing that if he stopped now then he might never have the courage to speak again. "I have been badgering you all day about whether or not you are alright, when I know you aren't. You haven't been for some time now. And I know why that is."

I decided that I hate Maul's pov now because why is this man impossible to write? I was almost finished, but then I realised that the first half feels jarring compared to the second and I need to rewrite some shit and now I'm gonna throw things at a wall. As any normal and well-adjusted person would.

Ideally I would like to have this up by Friday, however I don't want to make any promises, but the wait was definitely not in the plan (sorry). I've set aside a few hours to get this shit in order tonight so hopefully I can course correct and all will be fine (I have 'The Playlist' blaring in my headphones so its time to cook).

Honestly I think fanfiction is impossible to write without mischaracterising on some level. You're putting the characters in situations that I don't think even the original writers would have ever pictured. I mean, the very notion of a fix-it fic is a mischaracterisation because that's canonically not how the characters would react in that situation. But at the end of the day we write it anyway cause it's fun and makes us feel happy (or sad because angst is quirky like that).

All that to say, if you wanna write maultine then I think you should go for it (I would read the shit out of it no matter what). Or anything that you want to write really. I'm a firm supporter of writing fanfiction for the love of the game and absolutely nothing else.

The 'Spliff of Clarity' if you will.

But I definitely do think they are pretty evenly matched if you deep it hard enough. Especially considering that we have very little actual canon information about them as people and the inner workings of their mind/their underlying traumas that fuel their motivations (Shadow Lord is clearing up some about Maul though). Just to name a few:

- Doesn't fuck with Palpatine

- Complicated familial relationships (especially with regards to siblings)

- Protective over children and the youths as a result of past traumas

So there's definitely not nothing to work with there. Obviously I'm filling in a plethora of blanks, but Disney has been hiding Satine from me for over a decade now, so they can kiss my ass, I'll fill in all the blanks that I want to fill in.

Maultine Parent Trap AU?

Stop giving me ideas, the drafts are already overwhelming, I can't take much more.

I'm too nervous to say anything else.

I need someone talented to draw this because I've been dying at how perfect that meme is for this situation. You're actually a genius for this.