just a normal kid trying to live in gotham

sometimes living in gotham is scary and dangerous but then sometimes you see king shark crying in an empty alley because he got half a car door stuck between his teeth and can't get it out without help

gotham finally has (regular) electricity again and i feel like we've really missed out on a lot while basically being cut off from the rest of the world

the power is still out but at least at this point it's pretty clear that it's not for any supernatural reasons because most of the backup generators work

ok but why did the power just go out in the entire city?

so i have two bosses and they're currently fighting about if we should keep delivering food to the joker because he never tips and always threatens the drivers (at least two have already gone missing after bringing him food) but he might try to get revenge if we blacklist him

i think man bat and killer croc are still a bit crazy from the eclipse because from what i've heard, they've both bitten at least ten people each today alone, which is way above average for them

i just watched one of the robins (i still can't really tell them apart but i'm pretty sure it was one of the middle ones) run face-first into the only streetlamp around

just a quick warning, i think condiment king is planning something big

ok but what's happening with the riddler lately? he looks completely different every time i see him

if you see someone selling a roughly palm-sized piece of batman's cape online, DON'T BUY IT!!! it's a fake made by my neighbor and it's literally just a piece of an old shirt, i saw him cut it up and take the pictures

one of my friends keeps trying to convince me to join his roller derby team and that would all sound fun as well but they regularly have to go up against the team harley quinn fights on and i heard that she tends to get really violent during matches

btw it really pays off to be nice to stray cats in gotham (and not just because they're really cute and stuff) because i always pet them and sometimes give them little treats and now catwoman keeps leaving (probably stolen but who cares) money and jewelry and stuff in my apartment when she uses it as a shortcut (she does that a lot) because it's pretty obvious that we're kind of poor

i think scarecrow messed up his most recent batch of fear gas because i just got hit in the face and i'm not even remotely scared, just really tired

turns out that the days of endless sunshine were because the weather wizard was hiding out in our sewers (just like everyone else) and he didn't like the constant darkness and rain

not sure how but i'm pretty sure it's even sunny at night now, which is really confusing but not nearly as annoying as when the joker played that annoying music because at least i have blackout curtains