one of those they/them texans

a post getting over 500 notes is like being cursed by a wizard

Actually, I think the funniest outcome would be if tumblr never meant to unban porn, but the userbase was so certain and gunho about it it becomes impossible to walk it back anyway

Me and the girlies celebrating the return of the titties

ppl without ocd will literally be like ‘yeah i have intrusive thoughts…… like one time i kept thinking about garlic bread when i was trying to focus in class’ 

‘wait you people have violent intrusive thoughts??? isnt that kinda…. problematic idk :/’ 

do you see this shit my liege

okay everyone cash in your reblogs for this post now because im gonna make it unrebloggable on its 1 year anniversary (dec 9th). have fun w it <3

obsessed with the guy sitting next to me on the bus who i caught googling "what is commie dyke" after seeing my buttons