I'm 20 and I like Dinos, Sharks, Peaky Blinders and many other things. Usually I like to sit in the back of the audience and applaud from afar, but sometimes I post things too! Some may be funny and some may be sad but I try my best! You're welcome to see what I have below, but it's ok if you have to goโค๏ธ Have a great day!
I hope yโall are doing well! โค๏ธโค๏ธ Hereโs my masterlist below the cut! Itโs may be a bit messy but I still havenโt worked out exactly how I wanna format it yet, but aside from the incorrect quotes everything Iโve written should be there! If there isnโt sometime just let me know and I can try to link it or find it! But yeah, thatโs all Iโve got for now! Have a great day and I hope yโall enjoy! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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๐ฆMASTERLIST-
DIALOGUE IMAGINES- These are set up in the same format as the incorrect quotes but are still an imagine (if that makes sense). *** = heavily based by on quote from elsewhere
HEADCANNONS- These are where you can find the headcannons I have. They are short and usually only two or so sentences, but sometimes I might connect them to another piece Iโve written. Unless a description is given they will probably only be a few sentences long.
What child is this?ย
The Name of Jesus
A Tour to Remember- A longer headcannon about what Johnโs tradition is with his newborn children. (WC-795)
Boom
His Auntโs Stories- A longer headcannon about a nurse Arthur during the war and where her stories were heard before. (WC-1.8k) (Updated Correctly)
IMAGINES-ย
My Girl (Thomas Shelby X Daughter!Reader Series) (Ongoing)ย - Thomas Shelby had a daughter before the war and she was his life in every sense of the word. And then the war came to France and Tommy did too, promising his Y/N heโd be back soon. But a few years past and the war left France and Tommy should have too. ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โฆ.But this time he never did.
Pictures on the Wall (Finn Shelby Mini Series- not a reader/OC insert)ย (incomplete)ย - A short series about the relationship between Finn Shelby, his mother, and the pictures on the walls of Watery Lane. Itโs starts out fluffy and then notโฆ. Until maybe the end but it still probable wonโt be too fluffyโฆ. Iโm still deciding. ย (TW: mentions of the Shelby Motherโs su***de in all parts currently written)
Whiskey Kisses (John Shelby)-ย John and You have been dating a few months now, and one day he finally asks what he's wanted to for a bit. See, the whole while you've dated he can't remember a single time seeing you drink, even when at the Garrison. And when he asks, he learns about your own personal concerns and concocts a way to help you overcome your fears... Maybe he'll also get the kiss he's been waiting for.... (WC-5.2k)
Wanna Buy You A Drink (Bob Floyd)-ย It's been five months since Bob's seen his wife, and aside from Natasha he had yet to mention her to his team. He calls it privacy, she jokes it's internalised ย possessiveness. But tonight, with Penny's help at the Hard Deck, more than one person is in for a surprise. After all, who doesn't love a good innuendo? (WC-3.8k)
ย Romantic Escapeย (Tommy Shelby)-ย After being confined to Arrow House for a week because of a small concussion, Y/N is determined to get out. But considering how overprotective Tommy's been recently she'll have to be smart if she'd to make it. To trick Thomas Shelby is a feat many enemies have tried but few have succeeded. But then again, not many of his enemies have the advantage of knowing him the way his wife does... (WC-3.0k)
Romantic Capture (Part 2)ย (Tommy Shelby)-ย Y/N's successfully managed to con her way to her husband's car keys. Now she's free to have the fun she's been missing for the past week. But with an unexpected call from Polly, will her plans actually go to plan? Part two of Romantic Escape! (WC-2.9k)
Behind On That Cute Date (Michael Gray) -ย Wanting to give her busy friend some time to herself, Y/N had offered to watch her friendโs son Karl for a few hours to go to movie and ice cream. But upon returning to the house, Y/N offers to keep the boy longer if Ada wants to spend some more time with her โcute dateโ. It is a date right? (WC-5.4k)
Chocolate Pie (Part 2) (Michael Gray)- After running out of Adaโs house, Y/N realises she forgot her bag at Ada's house after her escape. But will Ada even be there to hand it over or will someone else open the door? In which Pollyโs plan come to play. (WC-2.1k)
The Proposal (Luca Changretta)-ย Despite the assumption of many others Thomas Shelby didn't like unnecessary bloodshed and neither did Luca Changretta. So before a full out gang war could begin, they came up with a plan to make peace between the families.....And obviously the best plan they could come up with was an arranged marriage. And even more obviously not everyone one was pleased....namely the bride. (WC-1.5k)
The Engagement (Part 2) (Luca Changretta)-ย You had made it very clear already. You had absolutely no intentions of marrying Luca Changretta for a business deal.... So your brothers really should have been suspicious when you eagerly requested for them to set up a meeting for you and your fiancรฉ one neutral ground.... And they should have been scared when you choose Alfie's shipyard as that neutral ground...ย (WC-5.0k)
Shadow By The Bed (Finn Shelby & Tommy Platonic) - It's the middle of the night after a family party and everything seems calm. Until Lizzie's woken up by a shadowy figure standing over her and Tommy's bed..... ย (WC-4.2k)
Man of My Dreams (Alfie Solomons)-ย Y/N is one of the newest secretaries at the Shelby Company and she's always eager to make her bosses proud. But one night, when Tommy give her the order to watch one of his business partners.... maybe she took the order "by any way you can" a bit to literally.... (WC-3.2k)
Ring Around the Roses (Alfie Solomons)-ย Attempting to get away from the Shelby party chaos, Alfie and his wife sneak off into Tommy's garden for a little fun. It isn't until the next morning they discover the consequences of their actions and Alfie has to remind his wife what their marriage is really about. (WC-6.6k
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Updated June 6th, 2023
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Hi y'allโค๏ธ Here's a list of 50 OC questions that I thought of. They could ask I be use as just general "ask about me" kinda questions too! I'm not sure if any of them have been done before, but they are all just random questions I wonder when I see a new character. And while they may not all be deep soul searching, I think they are pretty fun to think about for any character! Here they are:
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1- How does your OC put together those little Cheese, Cracker, Meat Lunchable type snack things? Ex: (Cracker, Meat, Cheese), (Cheese, Meat, Cracker) (Meat, Cracker, Cheese) , (Cracker (Vegan?)), etc....
2- How would your OC organize the apps on their phone? Ex: Color coded, Alphabetized, App Purpose, random except for a few apps they want in a very specific spot for easy access, etc?
3- What does your OC call thisย #ย symbol? Are they a Pound Sign, Number Sign, or Hashtag kind of person?
4- Would your OC be the one forcing someone to watch Shark Week with them or are they being forced? Or maybe do they watch it alone? Do they throw a party and ignore all work for the week (my kinda humanoid...)?
5- If your OC was at the beach and saw a shark in the water what would they do? Ex: Get out of the water, Observe from a safe distance, Be held back from petting it?
6- What's your OC's favourite type of shark?
7- What would it take for your OC to willingly dive with sharks in a cage (at and aquarium or in the ocean it doesn't matter)?
8- Does your OC identify different drink flavours by their name or color? Ex: Red Gatorade or Fruit Punch
9- Is your OC a handy type of person? Could they change a light bulb or tire if the needed to? Or would they rather have someone do it themselves because they need three manuals and a four hour YouTube video to refill the stapler?
10- Where is your OC's preferred seat in a vehicle? Ex: Front seat, passenger seat, as far back as possible, etc...
11- If your OC suddenly found themselves in a fight what would their go to make shift weapon be?ย
12- Based on their personality which era would your OC have been born in, outside of the one they are in now?
13- Is your OC the type of person who realizes when someone is flirting at them or do they need someone else to point it out?
14- What the most ridiculous excuse your OC was ever used to get out of a ticket or arrested?
15- If your OC was in one Fairytale which would it be? It could be the one they'd choose to live in or the one that relates most to their current story.
16- How does your OC set alarms? Are they the type of person who can only wake up when the clock ends in. "00" or "05" OR do they prefers alarms that end in random numbers like "37" or "13"? Ex: 7:30 Vs. 7:33
17- What's your OC's Favorite way cool down from the heat?
18- How hard would your OC fight for their "spot" on the bed? What would they do to convince someone to let them have the side they want? How does your OC even feel about sharing the bed with people? Are they a One bed trope lover, or would they build the Great Wall of Pillows to avoid accidental snuggles?
19- If your OC stumbled upon an hidden room in their house, what would they turn it in to? Ex: Library, Mini Bar, Game room, etc...
20- What is one skill your OC tried and FAILED to learn how to do? Does it annoy them they couldn't catch on to it or are they ok with their failure?
21- What is one food your OC absolutely cannot stand?ย
22- When faced with danger or pain, what is your OC's emotional response to the conflict? Do they hide their fear with laughter, threaten everyone, or act like they aren't bothered?
23- In relation to question 22, what is one thing that could break your OC's facade? What person, or phrase, or thing could just makes them totally drop their front?
24- If your OC fell in their face in front of their crush/lover/interest, how would they reach? Would they brush it off, make a joke, or just give up and hope someone will end it for them now, etc...
25- What is one random item your OC can't help but horde? Like one thing they love to collect and they can't help but buy if they see one out and around?
26- If your OC has glasses, how many times have they accidentally broken them? Or how many times have they lost them and where can the glasses usually be found?
27- If your OC doesn't have glasses, how do you think they would react to learning they need glasses? How how often do you think they would lose them if they did need them?
28- What is one item from their childhood that your OC still holds dear? Is there a stuffed bear or picture they don't ever want to let go?
29- What is your OC's least favorite house chore to do, and how do they put off doing it?
30- Is your OC someone who can sit still for hours on end, or do they always need something in their hands to play with?
31- What is one thing your OC and their LEAST favorite person may be able to bond over? Is there anything that could ever build a bridge between them or are they truly opposites forever?
33- When going on a trip, what kind of packer is your OC? Do they overpack, or only take the bare minimum?
34- Does your OC wear shoes in their house? Or do they prefer socks or going barefoot?
35- What is the last thing your OC usually does at night before going to bed? Is it kissing a lover, reading a book, taking off makeup, etc...
36- Your OC has one more house light to turn off before they go to bed. The light switch is at one end of a hall and the Bedroom is at the other. How fast does your OC run down the hall after turning off the light to avoid hungry creatures in the dark.... or DO THEY NOT FEAR!!!
37- Does your OC like to bathe/shower in the morning or night? And how many times would they do it a day?
38- What does you OC try to do to get rid of a song that's stuck in their head?
39- Can your OC do a cartwheel?
40- How does your OC feel about running? Like is it an enjoyable thing or a "death or running, I choose death" kinda relationship?
41- Does your OC love a good pun or doย ย they just want to PUNch whoever says them? :D :D
42- Does your OC have any allergies (severe or not)?
43- What does your OC like to wear to bed?ย Are they a bare minimalist ;D or do they mummify themselves at night to keep away the demons under the mattress because if nothing is exposed then nothing can get them....
45- How easily does your OC get a sunburn? Do they have to coverup/ reapply sunblock constantly, or could the take a nose dive into the sun and still be perfectly fine?
46- What's the most embarrassing thing your OC did as a child? What story always makes them groan when someone brings it up?
47- What is your OC's favorite romantic tropes?
48- How often does your OC come up with a random hobby or idea they want to try? Are they a Jack of All trades or truly a master of One?
49- If your OC was trying to hide a kitten from someone else, how would they distract others from noticing it?
50- How long can your OC go with interacting with others before they need some alone time to themselves?
Hey K, for a soft Tommy prompt, how about โJust hold my hand, alright?โ
Thanks for sending this in, Lauren! ๐ฅฐ sorry it took a bit for me to shareโฆI hope you like what I did with it!
Whatโs Real
Tommy Shelby x Reader
โJust hold my hand, alright?โ (Y/N) spoke softly, so as not to startle the man who was breathing heavily beside her. โTommy?โ she said his name after a few moments had passed without him moving.
Tommy kept his fingers knotted in the longer strands of hair on his head. His eyes were shut tight as he tried to come to grips with what was real and what his mind was making up. He couldnโt quite tell if the voice he was hearing was actually beside him or not.
โTommy,โ she called out to him again, hesitantly reaching out to brush her fingers across his forearm.
This action made Tommy jump, his hands falling down to his lap in an instant. His wide eyes locked with (Y/N)โs and she couldnโt help but wince at the fear present in them.
โJust hold my hand, TommyโฆIโll help you through this,โ she said as she held her hand out to him again.
He didnโt take her hand instantly, instead staring at it for a few moments as he continued to drift in and out of reality. He looked at her once more before blinking a few times. She was still there.
Hesitantly, he took hold of her hand then. A wave of comfort washed through him when he felt her squeeze his gently. She was there. His mind wasnโt playing tricks on him.
โYouโll get through this, Tommy,โ she assured him, โjust focus on whatโs real.โ
Iโd love to know what you think! โ adding my Tommy taglist below!
Ohh I loved this!โค๏ธโค๏ธ This is probably the first Peaky thing I've read in a while and it's perfect! I feel bad for Tommy who's gotten stuck in his head but love that he just needed to hold her hand to know it was real and that it was gonna be ok!!โค๏ธโค๏ธ
Summary: Alfie said the kitten could stay on ONE condition: It couldn't make a mess of anything. And you'd promised him the cute little furball wouldn't dream of spilling even a drop of milk.....Unfortunately the kitten made no such promises....
A/N: Hi y'all! No warnings for this one. This is for Flor's ( @raincoffeeandfandoms ) 2.7k celebration! That I wrote like a year ago before I disappeared, so I'm sorry it took so long ๐๐ ! But you're amazing!!!โค๏ธ I hope you enjoy this! You said the theme was cats and this idea popped into my head and I ran with it! It's about 90 percent comedic/fluff about when Y/N and Alfie met their kitten, which happens to be on the same day Alfie meets Tommy. So I have changed that part up from canon just a little bit for my own devices.
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"Oh no. No no no no no! Get off that! Off! No! Whhhyyy did you dooo that..... why."
Slight panic swept through your body as you quickly snatched up the ink stained papers off Alfie's desk.ย
"Please don't be important. Please don't be important. Please don't be impo.... and they're for the new guy.... great.... Maybe we can clean it off... nope. We are absolutely screwed."
Giving another groan of defeat and burying your head into your arms, you slouched down in your husband's chair. The rain outside seemed to grow darker with your mood. You'd only fallen asleep for fifteen minutes.... but evidently that was all it took for catastrophe to occur.ย
"Meow."
And CATastrophe really was the right word for it, given how the instigator of this entire mess was already ignoring your despair... in favor of playing with a loose string on the couch. The small creature wasn't paying any mind to the paw printed papers he'd ruined, nor the blue ink still mattered upon his tiny mitts.ย Ink that was yet to dry, resulting in a small path of blue paw prints across the stone floor.... And on the desk... And the couch.... And basicallyย everything in the office. There was even a single blue print on the fur right under a sleeping Cyril's nose.
"Oh don't say that. You know what you did."
Sighing again, you stood up and pinched the small kitten up by the back of his neck. You weren't hurting it, instead you'd grabbed it in the hold you'd seen mother cats do many times when carrying their babies down the road. It was the exact grip that would render your captive immobile while you came up with a plan to fix his mistake. Or maybe to escape.
"I mean really?! You heard what Alfie said earlier." Still holding the guilty party gently, you wagged your pointer finger at the naughty thing, much like you did Cyril when he got stole steak off the table. Narrowing your eyes slightly as the kitten only stared, you continued your admonishment, "He said if you made any trouble he'd put you back in the dumpster I found you in. And while he may not actually do it, he'd certainly give you away to someone else. And we can't have that, can we."
The kitten only let out a small noise as if agreeing. Though it would seem that would be enough to melt your frustrated heart. Huffing, you pulled the cat closer to your chest and started petting the top of his head, paying no mind to the ink slowly dying your dress. Moving to the couch you sat down, remembering what had occurred only that morning....
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A few hours ago....
"ALFRED!!!"
Jumping slightly at the sudden shout, your husband raised his head from the dozens of papers on his desk. He barely had time to open his mouth before the door to his office swung open with contrasting gentleness from your previous tone. As you stepped through the frame, he could see your coat bundled tightly to your chest. He'd never admit it, but the way you shook your head to get the rain drops off reminded him exactly of Cyril.ย Like mother like son he guessed. As if your particularly bouncy disposition shouldn't have been enough to tip him off, the look in your eyes told Alfie were this conversation was headed before it even began. Or so he thought.
"We have a cat."
"......No, we don't. We have a dog."
"No, Alfie. We have a cat."
"Cyril's a dog." Alfie was confused now. You did understand that Cyril was a dog right? Did you get brunch with your sister and have too many cups of her special 'tea'? Alfie's brow pulled together as he thought, and a quick glance to the mutt, confirmed that he was indeed looking at a dog. A very big one, who wasn't anywhere near cat size.
"No. Alfie. We. have. a. CAT." You stepped right up to his desk, and placed a small ball of fur right onto his top hat. Just like it was a podium in which to share the world. If Alfie had to guess, he'd have thought you'd placed a clump of Cyril's fur on his hat, but then it started to move.ย
In no time, Alfie was matching gazes with a pair of brilliant blue eyes that could rival Tommy Shelby's. Or so Alfie had heard, he was only meeting the man for the first time today, becauseย apparentlyย a simple 'Hello' constituents as a fucking 'Come on over for tea and biscuits, we'll be fucking friends,' in Birmingham... But the brilliance of Tommy's eyes wasn't the biggest thing on the Jewish Gangster's mind right now.
"What the fuck is that?"
"It's a CAT, Alfie. Haven't you been listening to a word I said?"
Sliding around the desk, you pushed Alfie's chair back, just enough so you had space to sit on his good leg. You only grinned, watching the small kitten begin to play with the feather in your husband's hat. Alfie was slightly still stuck in the wholeย Cyril: Dog or Cat?ย debate he'd gotten into his head.
"Ok Dovey, butย whyย is it here?"
With a loving sigh, you took Alfie's face in your hands, mindlessly rubbing a thumb over his bearded cheeks.
"It is here because our newest child needs to meet his new daddy." Turning his head so he could see who exactly was 'the child' in question, you continued, "I was bringing back lunch. I heard something mewling from the dumpster. I went over to the dumpster. I found him gnawing away at a half eaten fish head. He was adorable. He was alone. Now he is ours."
The final sentence was said kindly, but firmly. In fact, your whole statement was spoken so 'matter of fact' like and simply. Alfie knew the conversation was already finished. But that didn't mean he had to enjoy it.
"Ours? Dovey, I don't know. I'm not really a cat fella. You know that. Besides I've got a meeting in a bit. I don't have time to be taking care of a feral cat. What kind of man would this Peaky fucker take me for if he saw me walking around with a cat on my shoulder?"
Grinning, you gently tapped Alfie's nose as if he'd said something adorable.
"Well, Ally. That's just because you've never had one before. You have to have something to become a something sort of person don't cha? Besides. It's not like you're gonna be the only one taking care of him. I'll be there too! To help you along the way." Then raising and eyebrow you made sure to catch his eye contact before you continued, "Also, before I forget,ย Alfred. I know it's important to make an impression on possible business partners, but how about this time we keep those impressionsย non physical, yes? I have no issue with you pointing a gun in their face, but just please stop getting blood on your rings. Try to take them off if you must. I'm tired of having to take your rings to the jeweler to get them fixed because you just had to make a 'lasting impression'ย when they decided to say one thing you didn't like, alright?"
Leaning your head on his shoulder, you continued your plea for one month without having to get his rings fixed, "Do it for me and sweet old Miss Haversnash who always thinks you've been mugged every time I bring them in. She's 83 years old, and her memory's not what it use to be. Half the time she thinks you've gotten into another boxing match like when you were 16. And the other half, she thinks you're an actual baker with a bad hip who's being constantly being picked on and bullied by the teens who throw glass in the allyway behind her house at night."
Alfie's eyes shot to yours at that statement.you could practically taste the offense coming off of him.
"Wait Dovey... Are you telling her I'm a weak fucking thing that can't even scare off a few kids?"
"No," your sighed, slightly rolling your eyes at the one think you knew would get his attention in that sentence. "I've told her again and again that you can take care of yourself, but she just won't have it. Hell, last time I spent ten minutes convincing her to not take her gun and go shoot the 'cowardly fuckwits who dared mess with such a sweet injured man.' Becca was there too and she can tell you just how hard it was. So I'm asking again Alfie: For all of our sakes, please don't beat this man up today unless he really deserves it."
"And what exactly wouldย really deservingย it mean Dovey? Because you know me, I'm a man of honour and I'm not gonna hit a fella unless he's got it coming for him." Alfie clasped his hands together as he spoke, like if he did so you'd agree with him.
"Right," you nodded in response, somewhat mocking him. Technically he wasn't lying, by you knew there were times when your husband's definition of 'deserve' varied greatly from the average person's. And while he didn't regularly beat up any poor workers forย a simple accident, some of the more annoying ones might as well have been walking on snowflakes over a volcano during his bad days. "Alfie, good behaviour today, deal. Because remember? The longer I spend at the shop getting your rings fixed, the less time I have to get ready for tonight. And Alfie?" You questioned as you leaned your lips to his ear, "I got a pretty new nightgown I've been waiting to show off. It would be a shame if you were to miss it because you were too busy dealing with another man and I fell asleep waiting for you..."
"Is that so poppet," Alfie chucked quietly, moving his hand to you hips and rubbing slow circles. With a sly smirk you nodded, moving one of your own hands down to his upper thigh. Groaning softly, Alfie leaned back in his chair to draw you face towards his for a deep kiss that would probably result in him being late for his meeting.ย
"Mrrrrrroooow!"
Remembering there was audience, you pulled back from your husband. Alfie made a noise of his own, one of almost offended shock, crossed a confused huff. Looking at the cat, he narrowed his eyes. It wasn't that he already regretted letting the small thing stay this long, but Alfie never enjoyed your attention being torn away from him. Especially when he could have used that attention to make you think of him for the rest of the day. Though you paid no mind to that.
"Oh, don't worry sweetheart. I'm still gonna keep you safe. Come here sugar, time to say hello to your new papa."
Reaching across the desk you picked up the kitten from his 'podium'. Pulling him closer, you gently laid the creature on Alfie's chest in a way that forced him to cup the animal in his hands so it wouldn't fall. Youย knewย once Alfie touched the kitten he'd be sold. And to further your luck, as soon as the kitten was settled on Alfie's chest, it had stated purring in contentment. You may have been Cyril's preference, but there was no doubt who this baby favored.
"See! He loves you! You can't give up on him now. He's already so attached. Even Cyril likes him!" You stated, indicating to the curious pup who was already sniffing gently at the kitten. The baby cat also seemed curious, reaching out a tiny paw to gently bat the dog's nose. In response, Cyril jumped back and barked happily, bending down into his playing position. However it seemed like the poor kitten was not as eager to start playing. With a tiny hiss, he startled, scratching Alfie's hand to be released, before clawing his way up the man's chest under the safety of Alfie's beard.ย
"Oh for the love of....fuck. Grab it will ya?" Alfie huffed, his eyes raised to the ceiling as he couldn't lower his chin or risk crushing the cowering cat. Laughing when your eyes met brilliant blue, you couldn't help but coo as you carefully detangled the pair.
"Shuu. It's alright baby. It's ok. Cyril didn't mean to scare you. He's only excited to have a new brother. I promise we'll work on being gentler." Comforting scratches under the cats chin seemed to finally relax its fears. Still sitting on Alfie's lap, you held the cat with one hand and stuck out your other for Cyril to sniff. Seeming to take the hint, Cyril slowly inched forward until his head rested in your palm. Though he was standing still like a good boy, Alfie could practically feel the dog's urge to wag his tail and lick the kitten again. Over the next few minutes you slowly moved the kitten closer and closer to the dog again until the pair was right next to each other.
"See baby, Cyril's just a bug ole fluff ball. He didn't mean to scare you." Still remaining calm, both you and your husband grinned, watching the cat reach out and cautiously climb from your hand onto Cyril's head. Making a small circle and a few biscuits, the kitten seemed to be satisfied and promptly curled up on Cyril's head. By now the dog couldn't contain his excitement and his tail could be seen wagging happily as he tried to stay still.
"There! They already love each other! Isn't it the cutest thing you've ever seen?"
"It may very well be cute love, but do I look like the type of man who should be surrounded by cute?" With an arched eyebrow, Alfie raised his hands as if to show off all the "cute" things currently not surrounding him at the paper filled office in the middle of an illegal distillery.
As Cyril made his way back to his dog bed, the kitten still perched on his back, you took the time to turn to your husband and cuddle into him more. After all, a little bit of affection never hurt your cause before did it? But Alfie still seemed a bit uncertain.
"Well youย certainlyย don't have any problem being surrounded by me, do ya? And you were saying just last night how cute I was whe.... Hello Ollie! Do you like our new cat? I still haven't thought of a name yet. Any ideas?"
Immediately you switched topics as the tall man walked through Alfie's open door while bearing papers. Though judging by the blush on his ears, he'd already over a head the last sentence and knew where it was going. Alfie just grunted quietly and shifted you on his lap a little as the memories of last night came to his mind. He had absolutely no qualms about Ollie hearing about your marital bliss, but you still tried to spare the younger man's feelings. He'd been married six years and had three kids (with another on the way), but how the man still blushed at the word sex, you didn't know. His wife certainly didn't have the same issue, which is why you made a point of having her for tea at least once a week. She was the mousiest little thing ever, but boy did she have some fun ideas. And she always knew the mostย interestingย books for a a good read. Plus, she made really good chocolate pound cake. Yes, it was safe to say if (heavens forbid) you ever cheated on your husband, it would only be with Ollie's Rebecca. She would have jumped on the cat idea without hesitation. In-fact, she would have already made the animal his own little coat by now.ย
"Oh...you have a cat now," Ollie sputtered out, ignoring Alfie's slight 'don't encourage her' glare. Partially because he wasn't afraid of Alfie when you were there, and also because he knew if the cat didn't go with you, it would end up at his house...again. So humoring you was likely his best bet if he wanted to keep what little remained of his space on the bed. "That's nice. Seems to get along with Cyril well."
"Don't they! That's just what I was telling Alfie. Such close friends already, how can you tear them apart."
Still uncertain, Alfie tried one more weak plea.
"I don't know Dovey...ย It'sย not even trained. I don't want a cat tearing up my papers before a meeting."
But once more you only smiled, and brushed away his concerns.ย
"Alfie. That's ok. He's just a baby now. There'll be time for training. Besides, he's been perfect so far. I promise, this cat will be absolutely no trouble at all..."
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"You are in so much trouble mister."
Again the kitten only meowed and continued to gently bat at your necklace. You still hadn't settled on a name for him yet. So sorrow you'd just taken to calling him the many different pet names you also used on Cyril, Alfie, Goliath, and occasionally Ollie. This entire conversation really was one sided. Your criminal counterpart (well the four legged baby one) couldn't care less about the words coming from your mouth. Glancing around the room you tried to think of a plan.ย
"Ok, first thing's first sugarstop, we need to clean you off before you can go signing any more important documents..... But the closet sink is in the kitchens. That might pose an issue."ย
Alfie had gone out to meet Mr. Shelby about half an hour ago leaving you, Cyril and, 'the furball' to your own devices. Considering, if Alfie actually decided to play nice today, that a tour of the bakery would take about an hour...You had to be veryย veryย quick. But also considering that Alfie always took the same route for his tours, you'd also have to be sneaky because the bakery (the real one) was right at the front of the shop by Alfie's office. Which meant if he hadn't decided to kill this new fucker, then they'd be headed your way and very soon.ย
Looking down at the kitten again you knew you'd have to find a way to sneak him to the kitchens, or his blue paws would give up the whole gig. Glancing around the room your searched for something nonchalant to hide the cat in for the short journey. Suddenly your eyes landed on an object sitting by the corner of Alfie's desk.....ย purrrfect...
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Tommy / Third Person POV
Thomas Shelby didn't know how to feel about Alfie Solomons.ย
But he knew one think for certain....ย This Alfie was fucking insane. A partnership with this man might kill him even more painfully than a gang war against him. But then again, Tommy had stopped caring if he'd die long ago, so the way it happened really didn't make much difference these days. As long as his family didn't go with him he figured he'd be just fine. And so if a deal with a mad man was what it took to beat Sabini, then a deal with a mad man he'd make... and hopefully not become one in the process.ย
These were the thoughts running through Tommy's head as he followed the other man around the 'bakery', while pretending like he'd already regained feeling in his left elbow and that the ringing in his right ear didn't exist. He really didn't care what Alfie was saying, or about the front the man had put up for his rum business. As far as Tommy was concerned, he just wanted to make the damned deal and go to Ada's house to sleep. But seeing Alfie pause during the tour (again) only too to berate a random worker didn't raise his hopes up. Resisting the urge to knock his head into the wall, Tommy just raised an eyebrow at the scene and waited for Alfie to be done. Suddenly, he heard a fast paced yet soft clicking noise. Like someone was headed towards them, but walking on their toes in an effort be quiet. Unconsciously, he reached for his gun, only to freeze when the approacher turned the corner.ย
It was a woman with blue ink stains on her dress and (more oddly) wearing aย top hatย far too large to be hers...
Tommy could barely see her eyes from under the brim of the hat, and it seemed her vision was just as limited. Head ducked down, she seemed more interested in the ground than anything else.ย Or maybe like she was trying to hide something. Unconsciously Tommy reached for his gun again. He'd been tricked by a pretty woman before and he didn't plan on letting it happen again. While Alfie continued to quietlyย threatenย talk to his tenth worker of the day, Tommy'a gaze remained fixed on the woman walking towards them.ย
Suddenly Alfie slammed his fist against the wall, before he grabbed the man by his collar and pulled the worker towards him. It was so close in-fact, their noses were almost touching. Both Tommy's head and the hat woman's shot over to the angry man. But while the Birmmingham man said nothing, the mystery woman wasn't so silent now. And Tommy didn't know to be more confused or amused when he woman pulled a button out of her pocket and threw it at the bearded man's head to get his attention.
"ALFRED!"
Dropping his wide eyed victim back on his feet, Alfie stepped back and raise his hands in mock surrender. It was evident that this was regular conversation in the bakery. Spinning around to face the pair of onlookers, the bearded man barely even blinked at the hat upon the woman's head. That must have been a regular occurrence too.
"Oi! Why aren't you back at the office?! We agreed you were staying there until this was finished."
Raising an eyebrow at his harsh tone, the woman mimicked Alfie's crossed arms and tilted her head just slightly. It was then Tommy thought he heard a slight mewl coming from her hat, but chalked it up to his still cracked skull.ย After all, why would a hat be making cat noises?ย Though before he could question it, the woman spoke again.
"First off, I am not one of your workers. Alfred, You will not use that tone with me. I am not the one who pissed you off, I am not the one who gets the backlash. You know how it works. Second, we never agreed on anything of the matter. You just got up and left when you heard Ollie trying to keep someone out. And third.... I... I wanted to wash my hands in the kitchen. I spilled some ink when writing a letter."
Both men heard the slight hesitation in her last sentence, and while Tommy didn't care enough to question it, Alfie wasn't so convinced. Again Tommy heard a small meowing from her hat, and thought he saw it shift slightly on her head. Almost like someone had just barely bumped into the woman, jostling it slightly, which was odd seeing as there was at least an arms length distance between her and anyone else. Then the noice came again, more frustrated this time and he wasn't so sure it was fake. Additionally by now, the Birmingham gangster had realised this woman obviously wasn't just a random secretary. No, this little conversation was one that took place between two of a far more intimate relationship.
"You spilled ink writing a letter? Really?.... wait.ย Dovey? Why are there tiny paw prints on your dress? Did the fucking rat do it?"
Having been completely forgotten by,ย what he assumed was a couple now, Tommy watched as the woman gasped slightly and unconsciously placed a hand over her hat. What was she protecting?ย And why wouldn't that fucking cat noise go away?ย Maybe he should have stayed in the hospital for longer. The hat shifted again seemingly by magic.
"Rat?! Alfie you know he's not a rat! And just because he's a bit mischievous doesn't mean this was his fault."
This time it was Alfie's turn to raise his eyebrow. "What do you mean 'this' Poppet? It was only a letter wasn't it? A few spots of ink? He didn't cause any trouble, did he? Where is the little runt anyway? And why've you got my hat on?"
But before anyone could speak again, a determined yowl released itself from the hat, as the object forcefully flipped itself off her head. Unable to hide his shock and confusion, Tommy watched with wide eyes as the hat practically flew towards the ground until it was caught by Alfie.ย
Silence reigned in the warehouse for a few moments. Everyone was staring at the 'magic' hat in suspense, waiting to see what it would do next.ย
Then, with a rather satisfied purr, a blue pawed kitten popped his head out of the hat.
"....is that a cat?"
It was Tommy who (for once) spoke first, breaking the human silence that still hovered over the group. Forgetting the mess back in the office, the woman finally turned towards him, as if just registering his presence.
"Yes, it is! Isn't he just the cutest li....Alfie!"
Her words had trailed off and then turned to shock as she took in the state of the stranger before her.
Putting it nicely, Thomas Shelby looked like shit.
With a bruised up face and blood shot eyes, there was also a small drop of blood beginning to run from his nose, almost as if he couldn't get it to stop bleeding.
Holding the cat hat in one hand, Alfie raised the other in self defense and pointed at Tommy accusingly.
"Heย cameย like that, Dovey! It wasn't me. Doesn't have a single fucking ring mark on him, I swear!"
Observing his torn up state again, the woman gave Tommy another once over, before looking back at Alfie and sighing like she had the confirmation she wanted. With that her shoulders relaxed again and it was like she wasn't giving any more thought to Tommy's beat up state since Alfie wasn't the one who'd done it.
"....Alright, I believe you. Are you sure he's not just gonna dro...."
"I'm Thomas Shelby....And you are?" Having enough of not knowing who this woman was, Tommy interrupted the couple before they could start another conversation.ย
Turning to face Tommy again, the woman suck out her own ink covered fingers to shake his outstretched hand.ย
"Right, I'm Y/N. You must be the new man Alfie mentioned. It's nice to meet you."ย
Tommy politely nodded in agreement, and stepped back once the introduction was over. Behind Y/N, he noticed Alfie's narrowed gaze, as he made physical contact with her. Truthfully, the imitating glare was dampened by the small cat in the hat Alfie was still holding on to. Especially when the animal started reaching up to play with the string on Alfie's necklace.ย
Before another silence could settle upon the group, Alfie leaned off the wall he was resting against and promptly handed the hat/cat to his wife. Then throwing his armย almostย amicably around Tommy's shoulders, he turned the pair of them around and started walking towards the exit.ย
"Well this has been a nice fucking meet up hasn't it? Lovely meeting you, the tea was great, blah, blah, blah. You'll be headed out now."
As the men reached the door, Alfie let go of his grip Tommy and released the man for a hand shake of his own. And while Tommy was truthfully glad to finally be leaving this made house, he couldn't help but be curious and slightly confused about what was going on.ย
"What about our deal?"
"Well, we'll just have to cover that next time you invite yourself over here won't we treacle. This was just a fucking warm up, meet and greet. I don't know if I want you lot poking your noses where they don't belong just yet do it. Come back tomorrow and we'll have a chat."
"Next Friday."
Turning, both men looked at Y/N who had followed behind them, and apparently wanted to change the date of their next meeting.
"Huh, Poppet?"
Gesturing towards Tommy's less than healthy state, she explained the situation to her husband.ย
"Alfie look at him. A half-blind elderly ladybug could kill him right now." She also made sure to catch Tommy's eyes as she continued, "You can come back at the end of the week. Three O' Clock. Not sooner and if you're going to be late at least call first."
Tommy couldn't only nodded in agreement and slight confusion. Something about the way she spoke told him she'd already decided how this conversation would go. With a short nod he made his way out of the bakery and back to his car. Truthfully he was glad to finally be able to leave. He was tired and his head was killing him, and quite frankly there was something off putting about Alfie. But he couldn't put his finger on it. Now just yet. As he drove to Ada's house there was only in thing on his mind...
No matter how bad the relationship got between the two gangs, Y/N Solomons was never to be touched. Because Alfie Solomons was fucking crazy. And SHE might have been the only bit of sanity he had left. And Tommy didn't want to see how much blood would run when that bit was lost...
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Y/N / Second Person POV again a few minutes later
"So. How many papers am I going to have to type up again because furball here decided to go ink happy in the office?"
Humming innocently, you continued to avoid eye contact with your husband asย ย the pair of you walked back to his office, clean kitten in hand. After Tommy had left, you made the unspoken decision to clean the cat off first and then discuss the situation. But now as Alfie's office door approach once again, you couldn't help but feel slightly nervous.ย
It wasn't that you thought Alfie was mad. Truth be told, you knew he wasn't. Having married him over a decade ago, you'd gotten to know every one of his little quirks and signed to his emotions. Just like he knew yours. And you knew if he really was frustrated or wanted to talk to discuss something important with you he'dย neverย do it in-front of someone else.ย
It was something you both agreed on when you'd gotten married. Being mad at the other was alright. No relationship is perfect and conflict is bound to occur. But that didn't mean it would be healthy for those feeling to stew. So upon the wedding day you'd talked and agreed on three things. First: if the other hurt your feelings or made you mad, let them know about itย with words. Actions may show passion, but words speak clarity. Second: Never let the anger stew longer than a day. Try not to go to bed angry and make amends of the day. So the small bump doesn't become a mountain by the end of the week. And Third: NEVER bring down one in the presence of others. Unless the other is about to do something really wrong, you'd stand as a united front through thick and thin. Fighting may be fine, but it would be done out of everyone else's business. You marriage was a private matter and besides, no one liked being the onlooker to a shouting couple. And while the rules had become a bit deeper and more complex and your marriage lengthened and love continued to grow, you'd both still held each other strictly to them even today.ย
And that's how you knew Alfie wasn't really mad about the interruption. If it really had irked him, he would have sent Tommy with Ollie and talked to you in the office alone. But he hadn't. Sure he'd accidentally been a bit rude when you'd first come upon him. But that was mainly because he was still channeling his frustration at the man who'd pissed him off. Besides. You were probably right to call him out that time. For his tone though.... and maybe a little bit for threatening a new young worker who simply mixed up the words bread and rum when being asked directly about the rum. But it was an important distinction AND he did have to show Tommy he meant business. Especially since he wasn't allowed to leave a 'physical' impression, this time either.... Maybe next time though. Alfie had told Tommy he didn't want to make a deal yet, but that wasn't quite true. He'd known the moment the bastard walked in, that this man could be either really good (or bad) for business. Alfie had also knew this man needed a better sense of humor too.
That was another thing too, you noticed. Alfie hadn't held back on the quips he'd be making during your initial 'interrogation' AND he'd actually let Tommy shake your hand. What the Birmingham gangster had yet to realise is that Alfie Solomons did in fact like him. If he hadn't there would have been a Shelby shaped blood stain on the dock ground minutes after he'd stepped off his dingy little boat he'd sailed down the Cut in. So the fact Alfie hadn't "accidentally" tripped the man down the stairs for interrupting you was definitely a positive sign that you'd be seeing the blue eyed man very soon...
"Fucking Hell! Little devil spawn really did a number didn't he?"
Distracted from your own inner thoughts, you met your husband's gaze as he finished his spin of the office. It was evident that Ollie (bless him) had already been through and cleaned up most of the scattered papers and toppled plants. During your short nap the cat had managed to undo the two hours of tidying you'd done just to curb your boredom that morning before finding the clawed culprit. So despite Ollie's best efforts, there was still a stark trail that someone else hadn't been on his best behaviour. Namely, the royal blue trail of tiny paw prints that lead on just about every surface in the office. Seeing them again, you couldn't help but feel guilty for you part in this.
"I'm sorry Alfie. I really didn't mean for this to happen. I fell asle..."
"Oh hush Dovey. I'm not mad at you."
Curiously, you couldn't help it as you tilted your head. You knew he wasn't furious, but you figured he would at least be a little frustrated that his couch was permanently covered in the cutest little stains ever.ย
"What do you mean? You're not mad about the mass rampage?"
Shaking his head, Alfie only opens his arms to pull you close as he settled down in the couch.
"Nope. Infact I think it's rather nice timing the little bastard had isn't it?" And for the first time that day, Alfie willingly stretched out his hand for the animal to sniff. After two seconds, you both chuckled and the kitten practically faced planted in his effort to cuddle Alfie's hand. Shoving his nose as deep as he could into Alfie's palm, the kitten began to curl up right there.ย
"Nice timing? Alfie, not only did he ruin the papers for your deal, but he quite literally almost threw himself to death trying to get your attention," you retorted, brushing a single finger along the cat's back. "And I have to add to Love, seeing you hold him in that hat wasn't exactly the message you were hoping to send was it?"ย
"Na Dovey," Alfie shrugged and settled leaned further against the couch. "Those weren't the papers I was gonna give him. Just a draft of it if he wasn't a total prick. But I'd say he fail that test, Love. It's a good thing you came when you did. I'm not to sure how I feel about that fella. Bit of a bore if I'm being honest. Needs to be a bit less serious."
The last part of his words were mumbled as Alfie tilted his head back towards the ceiling again. Happily, the kitten had once again climbed from his hand to right below his beard.ย
"Now what's that mean?"
Alfie didn't answer, only grumbled. Evidently you weren't suppose to hear that last part.
"Alfie...."
Shrugging innocently, Alfie avoided making eye contact until the moment you took his face in your hands again. You couldn't help but smirk, as his face fell into a small pout, reminding you of Cyril when he didn't get extra treats for his bedtime snack.
"....He didn't like any of my jokes? All those wonderful little tidbits that I spent so long thinking of to break the tension, and not even one little snort?" Alfie complained, his nose wrinkling as he thought of the stoic man's manner. "I mean really Dovey, he didn't even smirk at my 'Fucking Biblical' quip! How am I suppose to work with a fella who can't find the humor in that!
Gasping dramatically, you frowned sympathetically and ran you fingers through the hair behind Alfie's ears.
"Awe! He didn't even laugh at your Fucking Biblical joke? Wow, Alfie, Darling that's just cold. I'm not even sure how you survived such a mean man." You cooed, talking in the voice you did when you were mocking Cyril for not having opposable thumbs.
"EXACTLY! Barely got through one meeting with the fucker and that wasn't even about the important stuff."ย
"Aweee, you poor dear. All that hard thinking and not even a smile? Maybe he was just a shy fella Alfie?" Smirking you,ย ย placed a finger under your husband's chin and lifted it up as you tried to ease his 'sorrows' from a 'tough' meeting. "And by the next meeting he'll open up and become a real hoot?"
"Maybe Dovey. But I suppose we'll have to see then won't we? And if he still hasn't pulled the stick out of his ass by then we'll know what kinda man he really is," Alfie declared. "Any man who can't take a good joke ain't a man I'm gonna be working with."
"Alrighty then. I suppose it's settled."
"Damn right it is Dovey. I got a code yeah. And I'm gonna stick by it no matter what some suck up little Birmingham horse fuck thinks of it."
Jokingly ruffling Alfie's hair you laughed at his deceleration. "Good on you Love, sticking your ground. If he can't handle a bit of fun then he's not worth the time is he?"
"Not a single thought Dovey, not a single thought." Alfie stated, closing his eyes as his head remained facing the ceiling. The kitten once again meowed as if agreeing....
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A peaceful quiet settled over the office. Cyril was asleep at your feet again, and you had taken to leaning against Alfie's shoulder watching the rain fall outside. The kitten was still snuggled up under Alfie's beard. Only his small but sharp claws and Alfie's reclined form were keeping him from sliding down your husband's chest. Alfie's eyes remained closed but eventually he had freed one hand to gently stroke the kitten's side. If one were to looked over at the pair they would have seen a small tail poking out from between Alfie's beard gently swishing happily.ย
It wasn't until Ollie's phone in the next room rang that the serenity your little family had found was interrupted.
The sudden high pitched ringing scared the small creature taking refuge under Alfie's beard. With a whining hiss, the kitten clawed his way out of Alfie's beard and up onto his head, trying to get to as high of ground as he could. Alfie cursed as the small claws hit his face. And while you half expected Alfie to drop the cat in your lap and find the number for the nearest shelter, instead he surprised you. Before the kitten could put out one of Alfie's eyes, the man grabbed the creature gently and held him aloft by the back of his neck like you had done earlier.ย
"Alrighty mate. Now that's just fucking rude isn't it," Alfie began, talking to the kitten with authority, much like he did with Ollie. "Because that old thing in there isn't gonna hurt you, and you should know that. It's just noise and there isn't any reason for you to go off like how you did, Furry. Here I am trying to be nice and let you curl up on my chest, when I could very well be cuddling up with me darling wife, your mum, over there yeah?" With a tilt of his head, Alfie motioned to you as if clarifying who he was missing out on in his efforts to be nice. Then with a manoeuvre you didn't understand, Alfie gently rolled his hand so the kitten was lying belly up in his palm. With a stare, your husband continued on his ramble, "And now you may not yet be familiar with the rules in this house yet, but when a man offers you a warm place to lay, you don't go trying to put out his eyes now. Unless he's trying to hurt ya or something and the warm chest was a trap. In that case, you draw as much blood as you can and give no fucking mercy, ya hear? So there isn't gonna be any more of it when I'm around yeah? We don't do that here and you're gonna stick to that alright?"
It was a rather amusing sight. Your big 'scary' husband telling off an animal that weighed less than a bottle of rum with the same tone he would his new men when giving them instructions for the bakery. You finally understood how true Alfie's words were when he said he wasn't a cat person. Cyril he had been able to comfort right from the start, but now it was as if Alfie was holding a small man who hadn't been meeting his daily quota. This man truly had no idea how to care for a cat. And it was hard to hold off a laugh as Alfie ended his speech with a gently poke to the cat's stomach for good measure.
While laying in Alfie's palm the kitten's limbs had still been somewhat curled up. But as soon as his finger hit the animal's stomach, his little legs shot out like a star. Pausing, Alfie moved his finger back, and watched as the kitten's legs pulled back into their original position like on a spring. The with childlike curiosity almost, you watched your husband slowly poked the kitten's stomach again, gaining the same reaction as before. And then again, and again, and again. Soon enough Alfie was playing a hilarious version of 'stick them up' as a small smile grew on his face.ย
"So I take it he can stay?" You gently interrupted. Pausing in his movements, Alfie turned towards you and then looked towards the kitten and then back to you. Pursing his lips he tilted his head from side to side for a few seconds, thinking of his answer. Then with a heavy sigh as if making a tough decision he shrugged his shoulders.
"I suppose we can keep him around for a bit longer Dovey. He's proved his worth."
Beaming you leaned over to give Alfie a kiss on the cheek ... which he turned into a kiss on the lips. Finally giving up his game with the kitten, Alfie placed the small animal on Cyril's back again so he could pull you over to his lap. It was you who initiated the kiss as you leaned farther against him, deeper into the couch. But this time, it was actually Alfie who pulled back first from the kiss before it got too far.
"Say Dovey, have you given any thought to what we're naming the Furball yet? Because I'm not calling it Baby or Sweetheart forever."
Pulling back, you sat up and thought. Then your eyes landed on the stained papers and an almost wicked grin grew on your face.ย
"I can think of one name. But you have to promise to hear me out."
"Yeah? And what's that Dovey?"
"....Tommy."
"Fuck no," Alfie shot up with furrowed brows. "Why the fuck to you want to name the cat that? Not after that boring sickly fucker back there do ya? What's so great about him that he deserves a nice little thing like this being named after him."
"Well you just said why yourself Love," you chuckled. "You know exactly why it is a fitting name for him."
"Yeah and what's that....?"
"I mean, he is just a little thing after all...."
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Down the hallway, Ollie jumped, startled by the deep laughter of his boss echoing from the office. But at the same time he smiled, know he hadn't lost any more space on his bed. Not today at least. The same thing wouldn't be said next week. When at the same dumpster, Y/N and Becca found three more kittens...
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Hi Y'all! I'm gonna try to get back on here! (Y'all can skip this if you want!)
Hi โค๏ธ ok so I hope y'all are all doing well! I know it's been I've a year since I've posted anything really or like done any interaction and stuff. But towards the end of the summer I got really busy getting ready to go back to school and then my anxiety about interacting with like anyone started acting up and like it kinda just stayed there for a while. And then I also kinda got distracted a little bit from Peaky Blinders and writing stuff, but I'm gonna try to get back on here now. I will admit I haven't been looking at to many things for Peaky Blinders recently as I've been a bit more into other shows and have been watching them more than reading lately (EX: X-Files (Fox Mulder), Star Trek SNW (Spock), Star Trek TOS (Kirk), Justified, All the CSI's, Criminal Minds, etc).
But yeah like that's been happening and I feel bad because I kept meaning to get back on and then I didn't. But I think it should be all good now. I just stared my senior year in college, and I've started anxiety meds which have helped a lot, and I've got a remote internship I'm still going to be doing for a bit so I still can't say how regularly I'll be posting or getting on here but I just wanted to start trying to do it again, without maybe going to fast and scaring myself off again๐ Also Tumblr seems to have glitches and deleted a few messages on my end that were sent to me but I don't get a chance to respond to to if y'all sent something and I did't see it I'm very sorry. I tumblr seems to be giving me issues about working it on my phone right now which is how I usually do it all. And I'm going to try and up date that.
In terms of works written works, the WIP list I made like a year ago is still the current list of what's finished along with a small number of incorrect quotes and random stuff I need to filter through. I do have one story I'm going to try and post right after this before I go to classes again and then I'll try checking in back after I finish work today. So that will be updated. And then I've been stuck writing lately so I'm going to slowly trying to start getting back into it!
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Hi Y'allโค๏ธ I don't know if anyone's interested but I'm gonna start making tag lists for stories if anyone wants to be on them. Y'all can jump on or off of them whenever you want and I'm going to try to start adding them to the ends of my fics or in a reblogged list. Also some of the list are for series that aren't official/haven't been started yet, but I have a plan to make them. Those ones are marked with ** by them. The lists I'm gonna try to make are as follows with some examples/explanation of the stories they may be attached to:
GENERAL TAG LISTS:
Peaky Everything - Every Peaky Related Fic, even if it's platonic or there isn't a set relationship or reader insert at all (Ex: Romantic Escape, Field Deer. Forest Horse, Shadow by The Bed, Pictures on the Wall, etc....It's literally everything)
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Peaky Romantic - Every Reader/OC Peaky Fic that involves a stated romantic/ non platonic relationship as part of the big focus (Ex: Romantic Escape, I know Him, Whiskey Kisses, etc...)
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Peaky Platonic - Every Reader/OC Peaky fic that involves a platonic relationship as a big focus (Ex: Field Deer. Forest Horse, I know Him, His Aunt's Stories, anything from the My Girl Series, etc...)
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Pure Peaky Peaky - Any non Reader/OC based Peaky fic I've written where the main focus of the story is on the show's characters (Ex: Shadow by the Bed, Pictures on the Wall, A Tour to Remember, etc...)
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Totally Top Gun- Any fic related to Top Gun once I am able to start making my way through planning those ideas again. As of now most of them will likely be about snippets in the life of Mrs. Y/N Floyd from Wanna Buy You A Drink.
SERIES TAG LISTS:
My Girl Series - Any new chapters to the My Girl Series. This is the one that alternates back and forth over the past and present life of Tommy Shelby's daughter (reader) who was raised in America after he died in France during the war.
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Pictures on the Wall Series - While this three part mini series Finn and his relationship with the Shelby mother is officially complete, I recently had one more idea for a mini epilogue that I'd like to write at some point. So I'm opening this list in case anyone would want to see that part when it comes to it!
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**Sweet Oblivion Series - Not a series that's been officially started, but one I have plans for. It would encompass some more fics in the same universe as I Know Him about Finn Shelby dating Alfie's bouncy sunshine stepdaughter who isn't aware of the men's real profession.
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**Woo Me Mister Series - This technically also isn't a series I have ongoing at the moment because I'm currently stuck plot wise, but it would encompass the AU that fics The Proposal and The Engagement are set in. This whole series would be about the year Luca spends trying to win over the Shelby Sister who is determined to avoid an arranged marriage, but also isn't above trying to live her best romance novel life.
INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS TAG LISTS:
*Note this would be for every fic romantic or platonic for when the character is one of the main subjects*
Finn Shelby
Alfie Solomons
Tommy Shelby
Michael Gray
John Shelby
Arthur Shelby
Luca Changretta
And yeah, those are the lists I would make for now if anyone wants to be one them. There may be a lot but I blame it on my ADHD induced desire to sub organise everything :D If you want to be on any of them just let me know through an ask, message, comment, or anything else you're comfortable with! (You could even try it on any other form of social media I have. If you do that I will be as impressed as I am terrified you'd obtained that information.)
ALSO! One more thing about them. So I know that even if someone really likes a character there may still be topics in a fic that just are not their thing. So if there really is a theme or topic that really bothers you feel free to let me know and I will try to make a note of it and temporarily take you of the list for those fics alone. (Ex: Hey, I want to be on your Alfie tag list but I am absolutely horrified of Cyril, please don't tag me in the fics where he's a big part." Can do! "Hi! I would like to be on the Peaky Romantic List but absolutely don't do pregnancy or OC kids." Sounds Fair. "Hello. Can I be added to the XXX Tag List? But I really don't like XXX. Is that ok? " Sure is!, etc...)
Let me know if y'all want to be on any of these list and have a great dayโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Hi y'allโค๏ธ Here's a list of my current (long standing) WIPs if anyone's interested.โค๏ธ *Note all my reader insert stories are written with the use of she/her for pronouns* KEY: (x) indicates romantic relationship --- (&) indicates platonic relationship --- (+) indicates character is mentioned but may not be physically present
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Ready and Waiting- Stuff that's finished but unpublished:
Ice Cream Scoops (John Shelby x Reader)-A brief introduction to how John Shelby and Y/N L/N met and why John ended up dying every pair of his older brothers' boxers pink because of it... (1.8k)
Lost (Platonic Morpheus & Child Reader)- A quick imagine I wrote when watching The Sandman a few months ago, about a child Morpheus meets during his captivity. (598)
When You Left (Michael Gray x Reader)- โ ๏ธโ ๏ธThere will be a number of possible warnings in this one so please read themโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ This story in the form of headcannons is about when Michael runs into a girl he loved back from his village. Even though it's been years since he's seen her, he still loves her and wants to try being with her again. But what he didn't know was what was happened after he left.... (3.3k)
Remember Last Time (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- An interlude during Ring Around the Roses: On the way home from Tommy's party, Alfie's question to his wife inadvertently brings up a memory they'd both forgotten. And while Y/N can't stop laughing, Alfie is left to question all his life choices ... again... (1.4k)
Note: I don't put my little "hey what do y'all think about this" blurbs on here so there are usually a few of those in my drafts too.
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In The Works- Ideas that aren't complete but I have started writing (I.E: what I'm likely stuck on like super glue):
CATastrophe (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- Alfie said the kitten could stay on ONE condition: It couldn't make a mess of anything. And you promised him that the cute little fur ball wouldn't even dream of spilling a drop of milk.... Unfortunately, the kitten made no such promises....
The History of Herstory (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- Technically a prelude to His Aunt's Stories, but this could be read as a stand alone about how a pre-war Alfie met his wife and why it wasn't love at first sight.
The "Hor" Man (Tommy Shelby x Reader & OC Child)- When a small boy takes his hand and asks for help getting home, the big brother in Tommy can't help but emerge. The only problem is the child already expects Tommy to know his address... even when Tom's never see this kid a day in his life.
Something New (Finn Shelby x Reader)- When looking for a surprise, Finn remembers the first time he meet his girl so many years ago. My favourite Finn mini trope where he falls for the person who teaches him to read.... After he embarrasses himself of course.
Glasses and Glasses (Finn Shelby x Reader)- After a fearsome storm forced the Shelby family back to their old betting shop on Watery Lane one morning, they are surprised to see someone who is absolutely not Finn comes down the stairs. The only question is.... it's been ten minutes, why hasn't she seen them yet?
Witness Protection (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- (POSSIBLY HEADCANNONS?) After seeing a crime that was not in fact his fault, Alfie's now stuck under the โprotectionโ of the most infuriatingly positive "copper" London has, and no matter what he does, he canโt seem to get rid of her.
Try My Drink (Finn Shelby x Reader)- Having dated in secret for a few months now, the truth may all be revealed when Y/N's friends notice something odd about her drink...it is her drink right? Or is is someone else's too?... (if you notice a similar scene in "Thinking of You, I Live, that's because I wrote the idea here first and liked it so much I added it in there w/ a few changes....and forgot to finish this....but hey! GO RECYCLING!!!โป๏ธ
Daydreaming of Us (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- The Second Part of "Man of My Dreams" where Y/N once again begrudgingly finds herself face to face with her "True Love". Only this time it's on his terf...But it's ok because she's getting married soon and Alfie will be in the past.....At least thats what Tommy claims...
Take My Photo (Finn Shelby x Reader)- Last week Y/N and Finn went to get their photo taken by a professional photographer. There wasn't any specific reason for it. Finn just said he'd like a nice photo of them both for the apartment. But when they get the pictures back, Y/N sees something she didn't notice before....
Three Letter Story (Probably Finn Shelby x Reader, maybe Bonnie, Isaiah, or Michael too)- A intricate 3 part series I forgot I fully planned out a year ago about a love filled relationship that evolves over the course of WWII. It's set to be told over the course of three different letters from different young soldiers witnessing the event. Full of hidden messages and double meanings, you should know how this story ends by the time the last letter begins. (I wish I hadn't forgotten about this one, I'm super excited about it there's a rhyme and everything)
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On Deck- Things I haven't stared writing but I have a desire to make and want to start next once I get it out of my brain:
Finding the Finn in Funeral (Finn Shelby x Reader & Shelby Family)- Well, the Garrison Blew up again. And unfortunately it wasn't empty this time. The youngest Shelby was caught in the blast and has been blown to bits .....Though in a typical Shelby manner, no one told him.
Like A Good Neighbour (Bob Floyd x Reader & Jake Seresin)- A second look into the life of Y/N Floyd, set after she surprises her husband. After injuring herself on a run, Y/N is luckily saved by one very helpful neighbor. And while waiting for her husband, she may learn a few new things about the khakied crusader. (In which I finally find an excuse to make more insurance puns :D...)
The Final Chapter (Alfie Solomons & Arthur Shelby + Reader)- The concluding bit after His Aunt's Stories where the truth comes to light for everyone... And it's finally time for a beloved story to end.
Help Wanted (Finn Shelby & Reader + Alfie Solomons)- Another snippet into the relationship of Finn and Alfie's Step Daughter. This one will be about how they first met and how they became a friends before it was something else.
He Pasta Way (Luca Changretta x Reader & OC children)- Luca has mixed emotions upon seeing the present his children just made for him. Sure he loves them, but did his wife really have to give the good pasta for their crafts?
I Changed My Mind (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- The second part of Ring Around the Roses, after Tommy receives at letter that Alfie isn't dead, Y/N is left with a choice to make....But which one will it be?
Rollin 'round the Bend (Tommy Shelby & Daughter Reader)- Part 7 of the My Girl series, where we see how similar to her father Y/N is when Kent invites the friend group to his family's farm. And on the way back to the university, Y/N finally steps foot in the streets she was born on again. Darling we've made it to Birmingham... maybe?
No Return (Address) (Finn Shelby x Reader & Shelby Family)- Like he did when John wanted to marry Lizzie, Tommy decides to put his brother's girl to the test. Only this time, it may be a lot harder to get this message across...
The Eyes of Love (Michael Gray x Reader)- Upon his return from New York (which was a completely voluntary trip) Michael is excited to introduce his love to his family and she's excited to meet them....But that doesn't mean they're prepared for every question thrown their way.
The Boxer Competition (Bonnie Gold x Reader)- Y/N is completely in love with Bonnie Gold. The only problem is....She hasn't ever spoken to him. She's seen him yes, quick glances across the pub and endless teasing from her friends, but that's never been enough for her to get over he nerves of actually speaking to the golden boy. Though with one simple announcement and a overly eager sister that may all change...
Untitled (Luca Changretta x Shelby!Reader)- After the disaster that began your "engagement" to the man, Luca still isn't sure why he's here and playing your silly little courting game (threat). He's not sure why he didn't let you win the first time and end the arrangement. He's not sure why someone setting such a bright dress has so many weapons. And he's not sure why it annoys him that you are so fixed on the movie before you. The actor isn't even than handsome, he meant talented, anyway...
*Note: I don't write or post these in any particular order. They just get done in whatever manner I can finish one first in. I sometimes jump around a lot when writing. A good number of the In the Works ones are over a year old and I got stuck on them or lost motivation at the time but I don't want to give up on them yet. I have no set time line for any of these either so.... I hope y'all enjoy some of them though, even if it's just a quick idea!*
Random Life Ramble under cut about this weekend. You can skip this entirely or just cut to the last two paragraphs (in italics) to get the ghist of it if you want! Anything's cool!โค๏ธ
Ok, so I really planned to try to catch up on fics I wanted to read tonight and tomorrow, but I honestly don't think that's gonna happen until maybe Sunday now.
Because today, we moved my twin sister into her apartment and I honestly am not sure how I feel about it. It's not because she's been disowned or hates out family or she's leaving in a negative manner. She's literally moving 12 minutes away and I'm still going to see her all the time until I leave for college again. She moved to college back home after her freshman year elsewhere and has been living at home again. And while she loves my parents and is so much happier back here than where she was, she just wants to be able to try living out of the house like so may of our friends are and that's totally fine. My parents agree that like we're twenty and it's normal for people to want to do that during college and it could be a good experience for when we're out of it and we're both good kids. So that happens today and it all went well and I really an estancia for her that she finally gets to do this. And I think that this will be something she enjoys and will be good for her to be independent like she wants to be a bit more of. She'll still be super close to everything she knows but she also gets to try stuff she hasn't before. And I think she'll do great. Because I adore her so much and I want her to be happy so badly. She is my twin and my other half in every sense of the word. Which is funny because we look nothing a like and 80% of the time we are the literal definition of the whole "The Brawn and The Brain" one athletic and one nerdy twin stereotype. My parents put us in separate rooms at like a year and a half old because she'd fall asleep like sleeping beauty and I'd take much longer to fall asleep and would keep her up too much while just messing around in my crib and it just wasn't working out at all. But as different as we are I wouldn't change a single thing about her for anything in the world. She is and always will be my best friend and I know without a doubt I would choose her above anyone else right now. And I'm so happy to see she's happy....But there is a part of me that fucking hates this. And I'm not really sure what to do right now.
Because if it hasn't been noticed, I really am not good at expressing my feelings out loud. In life or when reading things I'll have so many thoughts in my head about it and how much I feel about it and what I think. But when someone asks about it or if I want to tell them how I felt about it, I have a very hard time saying more than "it was good" "it was fine" "I loved it." Because really in the backwards way my brain sometimes works, those words are all that's needed to express exactly how I feel and anything else just wouldn't make sense or would be repetitive and my brain also gets on to be about being too repetitive or rambley especially when I'm nervous or excited. And so while it isn't always a bad thing, and I am able to control my emotions relatively well in many situations, I also tend to bottle the worse things up and I know that's not always good.
But I have briefly cried at least five times today when I made sure no one was looking. And I really don't cry a lot. I don't like crying because honestly nine times out of ten it's doesn't makes sense to me to do. Either my brain says that crying would not be productive to the situation so let's find a better solution or I would rather set aside what's bothering me and make myself focus on something different because I don't want to be sad. I like being happy and I really would rather just forgive and forget most nonmajor inconveniences instead of letting them bring me down. I like being a glass half full kind of person and I don't think that's a bad thing. And once again, bottling things up isn't good even if I can't help it sometimes.
But when it comes to my sister I don't have that issue at all apparently. I like to joke that she's the biggest reason I ever cry and not because she's tossing the remote at me from across the couch. But it's also true because when it comes to her I can't actually hold stuff in and just the thought of something happening to her worries me so much at times even if I know she's going to be fine. I think the biggest thing this time is that she won't be as close to me anymore. Like us going to different colleges was one thing, but it also wasn't too bad because on top of texts and calls and stuff, I knew that when I came home from the holidays she'd still be sleeping right down the way like she'd been quiet literally since ever. And now that's not gonna happen anymore and while I understand that it will even have to happen one day and we will both move out and not live in the house we've grown up in. There's something about it that just makes me uncomfortable. Because I think the last thing in this world I want is to lose anything with my sister because we've move apart.
But yeah. So honestly today has been a good day. Work was good and her move in was easy and my family had pizza dinner at the apartment and this day really couldn't have gone smoother. And I've talked to a lot of great people today too. I think the biggest issue today has been the ten minute power outage that happens while writing this and tumblr being a little ass about me trying to edit a post and organise it the way I like. Like really? Why is it shoving over my bolded text to stuff I didn't chose and why is it shifting where my hyperlink? Though again. In the span of things those aren't really big deals. They won't affect me forever and all in all they didn't do anything to dampen the good that happens today.
But something about today has just drained me and so I want to wait until Sunday or Monday to read things when I can fully focus on them without my anxiety in the background. And I feel bad about it because I like everything y'all do and I want to see more of it but I just can't do that today and I don't want anyone to think I'm ignoring them or am not interested. I am, but I just don't think I'll be able to fully focus and respond and process on what I'm reading tonight and stuff.
Finally, I do however, have two things in my queue for this weekend but haven't gotten around to it until now. Mainly because I wasn't sure if anyone would be interested or if it would be worth it. But I've made them and I've been meaning to post them for a few days and don't want to let my self chicken out about it again But the first post is a WIP list of the stories I haven't published, the ones I've started writing, and some ideas I have planned next. I think it would maybe help people seen what I'm working on, and also be a place for me to semi store ideas that I make up. The second post is just something about tags list I'm going to start making. Because I haven't actually form that yet, and while I've had people asked to be tagged in stuff before, an actual for stuff didn't occur to me until recently and I was always worried that I would forget someone who asked. And I'm not sure how may people would want to be on them but I figured it could actually help me organise things a bit!
And yeah! That's it. If you've read this all or even a bit I'm sorry for rambling. But I love all of y'all, all of y'all are brilliant and amazing and I can't what to see what happens next with all of y'all lovely people! โค๏ธโค๏ธ Have a good weekend!!
Oh! What do you think Alfie's reaction would be to finding this in the kitchen when he comes home from a long day? ๐ And what would his face be like when he realises his wife made him a matching pair๐๐
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Words can not describe how much I want to see a story about Tommy buying a horse without going to see it first (maybe he gets it though an ad?)....only to find out he's been scammed when a freaking mini horse shows up instead. ๐ Like he's expecting this big majestic creature that is going to win him lots of races, but instead he's gotten this tiny little runty thing that can barely see over the water trough and keeps getting bullied by John's goats. And I can imagine his brothers just not letting it go! And when Alfie sees the thing he's all like "well well well. Looks like you've finally got one that you fit on, don't ya." And its entire existence has just descended Tommy's life into another level of hell but he can't get rid of it because the kids love it and it still is a horse.
Or wait wait wait! What if one day like Finn and Michael and John get super drunk and decide to swap out all of Tommy's regular sized horses with mini horses and then pretend (badly) that they have no idea what's happened and maybe it's the cold the shrink them.
And yeah: There's my petition to give Tommy a mini horse...or an army of them..
If y'all have any ideas of how to get Tommy a mini horse please let me know๐๐ I'm have int so much fun thinking of these.
Who said let's go and bully Tommy? Because I'm ready.
Of course Alfie is there to mock at him ๐. I couldn't be surprised if he's not the one behind the whole thing.
I don't know Michael, he's serious and boring as fuck, but John isn't. John forcing his little brother to join him, even if Finn is a bit reluctant at first. Instead of "Mr. I'm trying and failing to grow up a moustache" it's Isaiah who joins them And John's goats ๐๐, that was great ๐๐.
Arthur is trying to remain serious, because you know, he respects his brother but he can't help but laugh.
And the horse is really attached to Tommy, so probably he follows him everywhere. Like a dog.. probably his name is Titan, or something like that ๐.
Iโm obsessed with this ๐๐ Alfie is definitely behind it somehow (selling via a third party just so he can get the jibe about Tommyโs size in ๐). And the wee thing (horse, not Tommy) is so cute and follows him around and loves his kids. PLEASE someone write this! ๐
@bouncydragon I absolutely love your tags! (And your username๐ฅฐ) Tommy would absolutely get attached to the horse๐ I can see him purposely walking fast at first to get away from it (because he absolutely can't run from it can he) but then he walks around the corner and after like a few seconds he walks back around and waits so the horse can catch up. And he's tries to glare at it but it's just sniffs his hands and rubs it's head against his legs and Tommy's like "ok I'm keeping you!" And you're right! It's so much fun bulling Tommy for his height even though there's not much of a difference๐ it's the thought that founds though isn't it! I'm glad you liked it!โค๏ธ
Yay I'm gad I could make someone smile with my brainrot! ๐ Not only would he get attached to it but when he sees that the other horses are mean to it, he takes it inside, much to the dismay of his staff. And eventually you can see him play with it and it helps him be calmer and relax a little. So the prank kind of backfired but in a good way. And yeah it is so much fun. I loved it! Maybe I'll write it.
๐๐Yes! It's basically like the mini horse is becoming Tommy's emotional support animal but he won't admit it๐๐ I can imagine some poor maid finally getting all the floors cleaned and then the horse just prances on in leaving a little trail of dirt and she wants to scream๐ We though the mini horse would be Tommy's worst enemy, but really this horse seems to have it out for the poor maid who forgot to feed it extra apples one day or something๐ I adore you idea!! I'd a say absolutely write it!!!โค๏ธโค๏ธ I'd love to see it!
Yes exactly! Oh yeah, poor maid. Poor kitchen staff too, the horse just struts in and munches away at the carrots that were meant for supper or something. Basically everyone is irritated and annoyed except for Tommy, which had been the culprits' (prob his brothers and Alfie) plan. And Tommy gets protective of his mini horse. Well, I don't know if I'll ever write it but the idea is at the back of my head anyway, we'll see if something comes of it.
Oh Absolutely! This tiny creature has become the bane of everyone's existence!
And the worst part is that the staff can't even do anything about it! Because they can't just tell their boss to get rid of his pest pet! And at the same time it's such a cute little thing too! I can imagine Tommy starting to take it to business meetings with Alfie just out of spite and Tommy acts so nonchalant as his horse just begins to eat Alfie's coat. I love it! Thank you for all you ideas about it! They've made me smile and if you ever do write anything about it be sure to tag me! I'd love to see itโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Y'ALL!! I was looking up pasta necklaces for a rambling Luca Blurbish idea and I've stumbled upon gold! Literally! Like y'all look:
Aren't they exquisite!!! Beautiful Beautiful people don't want pearl necklaces they want solid gold ones in the shape of pasta. From here on out this is the only type of proposal I will be excepting. (FYI they also make earrings)
The Italicized Oh has me cackling in thirty shades of complete amusement! I'm never going to be able to italicise words again without thinking of this๐๐ I love it
And that is the perfect ring! I can imagine one of them searching for hours in the jewellery store looking for the prefect ring and not coming across anything. Then on their way back home they stumble upon a singly little pawn show and see it in the windows and are like "YES! This I the ring I shall pronounce my love with!" And then every anniversary they start going to the necklaces after the wedding ring๐๐
Also, and this may be a bit out if pocket, but it popped into my head. You know how Alfie has a bunch on rings on his hand and probably uses them when *ahem* bargaining bread prices? And like obviously if he's "bargaining" hard enough they rings probably leave a mark? Well now I'm imagining Luca doing the same thing with his new wedding ring and after he's slapped some poor moron for messing the papers up you just see this slowly reddening pasta shaped bruise begin to form....
Y'ALL!! I was looking up pasta necklaces for a rambling Luca Blurbish idea and I've stumbled upon gold! Literally! Like y'all look:
Aren't they exquisite!!! Beautiful Beautiful people don't want pearl necklaces they want solid gold ones in the shape of pasta. From here on out this is the only type of proposal I will be excepting. (FYI they also make earrings)
Originally I didn't want to do nothing, because I was waiting until the 3k, but meh!! Today I decided I want to celebrate ๐.
I guess the theme is pretty obvious: Cats! ๐โค๏ธ.
Because if you follow my blog, you'll know I'm a crazy cat lady. Cats are my favourite animal and if I can I always include one (or more than one) in my fics and moodboards. I love these little creatures ๐ฅบโค๏ธ. Psss psss.
So, I'm not planning to write fics this time but if you want to participate you're free to do it!
Moodboards, blurbs, fics... Your choice! Your favourite peaky character (x Reader, x OC, x other characters, alone... Whatever you want โค๏ธ) but you should include at least one cat.
Fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, etc. Again, it's your choice (but don't kill the animal, because I do not read that kind of things. Kill the character if you want ๐)
Let the Peakys and friends enjoy their fluffy little bodies and the purrs.
CONGRATULATIONS๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ That's amazing!! You're brilliant and your writing is too! I think I have an idea for a cat fic, though I'll need to work it out! But I definitely want to do something! Congrats!!โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
yes yes yes๐๐๐ I thinks it's even better when I remember tommy doesn't have a beard, but you know which Shelby does have facial hair? .....no we aren't counting the crime of michaels mustache.... it's Arthur!๐๐ I can imagine Alfie just sliding up to Arthur one day and being like "So mate....I've got this idea, that I don't think your baby faces brothers could comprehend. It's starts by...."
Alfie entering the company like "excuse I need to talk to Arfah"
Probably interrupting Arthur's lunch. He, holding a fork (or a sandwich ready to be eaten), while Alfie is talking nonstop ๐. Plus, Alfie opening a briefcase on his desktop ๐.
They probably all think someone's going to die but two hours later the pair has a full scale plan to start business and Tommy's been locked outside the door because no one without a beard is allowed in๐
I'm gonna imagine he's got this Mary popping style briefcase and just keeps pulling out papers and samples and goes full salesman styles trying to convince Arthur to join him ๐ All while Arthur just wants to eat the sand which Alfie's holding hostage until the presentation is over.... but at the same time he's interested ๐
OMG THAT'S BRILLIANT๐๐๐ Alfie is Mary Poppins Confirmed๐ He is after all practically perfect in every way๐
Do you think if I asked nicely he'd sing "A Spoon Full of Sugar (makes the medicine go down)" or would he put his own twist on it as (And I'm sorry for the repetition I'm making myself giggle thinking of these to the same tune)
-A Bottle Full of Rum (makes the sadness go down)
-A Bash Over Tommy's Head (makes the little man go down)
-A Basket Full of Bread (makes police suspicion go down)
-A Single Look from Esme (makes John's pants go down) (I'm sorry...I had to)
-A Bullet from the Russians (makes the blonde one go down)
-A Simple Pet on Cyril's Head (Doesn't make him get down)
In Conclusion: That photos is absolutely brilliant and I am filled with ideas about it now๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Alfie absolutely hums under his breath! And Ollie won't admit it but he's joined in too! ๐
I can imagine Alfie pulling out his products singing his little jingle and Arthur's just sitting there like
(Or any number of this man's quotes๐)
and then later when Alfie (finally) leaves Arthur's link in bed with Linda and finds him self humming the same tune stuck in his head๐
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Words can not describe how much I want to see a story about Tommy buying a horse without going to see it first (maybe he gets it though an ad?)....only to find out he's been scammed when a freaking mini horse shows up instead. ๐ Like he's expecting this big majestic creature that is going to win him lots of races, but instead he's gotten this tiny little runty thing that can barely see over the water trough and keeps getting bullied by John's goats. And I can imagine his brothers just not letting it go! And when Alfie sees the thing he's all like "well well well. Looks like you've finally got one that you fit on, don't ya." And its entire existence has just descended Tommy's life into another level of hell but he can't get rid of it because the kids love it and it still is a horse.
Or wait wait wait! What if one day like Finn and Michael and John get super drunk and decide to swap out all of Tommy's regular sized horses with mini horses and then pretend (badly) that they have no idea what's happened and maybe it's the cold the shrink them.
And yeah: There's my petition to give Tommy a mini horse...or an army of them..
If y'all have any ideas of how to get Tommy a mini horse please let me know๐๐ I'm have int so much fun thinking of these.
Who said let's go and bully Tommy? Because I'm ready.
Of course Alfie is there to mock at him ๐. I couldn't be surprised if he's not the one behind the whole thing.
I don't know Michael, he's serious and boring as fuck, but John isn't. John forcing his little brother to join him, even if Finn is a bit reluctant at first. Instead of "Mr. I'm trying and failing to grow up a moustache" it's Isaiah who joins them And John's goats ๐๐, that was great ๐๐.
Arthur is trying to remain serious, because you know, he respects his brother but he can't help but laugh.
And the horse is really attached to Tommy, so probably he follows him everywhere. Like a dog.. probably his name is Titan, or something like that ๐.
Iโm obsessed with this ๐๐ Alfie is definitely behind it somehow (selling via a third party just so he can get the jibe about Tommyโs size in ๐). And the wee thing (horse, not Tommy) is so cute and follows him around and loves his kids. PLEASE someone write this! ๐
@bouncydragon I absolutely love your tags! (And your username๐ฅฐ) Tommy would absolutely get attached to the horse๐ I can see him purposely walking fast at first to get away from it (because he absolutely can't run from it can he) but then he walks around the corner and after like a few seconds he walks back around and waits so the horse can catch up. And he's tries to glare at it but it's just sniffs his hands and rubs it's head against his legs and Tommy's like "ok I'm keeping you!" And you're right! It's so much fun bulling Tommy for his height even though there's not much of a difference๐ it's the thought that founds though isn't it! I'm glad you liked it!โค๏ธ
Yay I'm gad I could make someone smile with my brainrot! ๐ Not only would he get attached to it but when he sees that the other horses are mean to it, he takes it inside, much to the dismay of his staff. And eventually you can see him play with it and it helps him be calmer and relax a little. So the prank kind of backfired but in a good way. And yeah it is so much fun. I loved it! Maybe I'll write it.
๐๐Yes! It's basically like the mini horse is becoming Tommy's emotional support animal but he won't admit it๐๐ I can imagine some poor maid finally getting all the floors cleaned and then the horse just prances on in leaving a little trail of dirt and she wants to scream๐ We though the mini horse would be Tommy's worst enemy, but really this horse seems to have it out for the poor maid who forgot to feed it extra apples one day or something๐ I adore you idea!! I'd a say absolutely write it!!!โค๏ธโค๏ธ I'd love to see it!
Hi! Thanks for tagging me in this Bri! I liked your blurb! Bale!Bruce is my favourite, I can't wait to see it! Here's the first opening bit of An Alfie X Reader fic that's mean to be a fluffy prequel to the His Aunt's Stories Headcannons I made:
"The first time Alfred Solomons saw his future wife he couldn't take his eyes off her....but not in a good way. No, this wasn't some romantic fairytale first meet where the couple locks eyes for the first time, and everything stands still as sparks fly....Well sparks did fly, but not ones of love or passion. These were sparks of anger, of rage, or theย absoluteย murderous loathing Alfred had beca...."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE! GET ON WITH IT!"
A hush fell across the wedding crowd and all eyes returned to the glaring groom. Shrugging his shoulders innocently, the best man only smiled. After all, this was his big brother's wedding day. He had to make it interesting somehow.
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(I'm a bit stuck on it though now, but I hope I'll finish it soon!)