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JOHN: i- wow, heh JOHN: no one really calls me cute but thank you! JOHN: didn’t know robots had a sense of cute. ANONBOT: IT COMES WITH THE INTELLIGENCE JOHN: really now? [VERY LOUD BUZZER NOISES COMING FROM DOWNSTAIRS.]

JOHN: huh? JOHN: is dad home early or something? JOHN: or maybe it’s just one of those door-to-door salespeople JOHN: who even does that nowadays? [LOUD BUZZER NOISES CONTINUE] ANONBOT: I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO OPEN THE FRONT DOOR, JOHN. JOHN: ah shoot yeah JOHN: it would be rude to keep whoever it is waiting.

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JOHN: oh! JOHN: can you do a little dance? JOHN: c’monn ANONBOT: I DO NOT HAVE ANY DANCES PROGRAMMED ANONBOT: I CAN DOWNLOAD SOME BUT IT WILL TAKE A WHILE.

JOHN: ah uh JOHN: nah it’s okay JOHN: download the dances i guess but we can just do something else

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ANONBOT FULLY INTIALIZED, READY FOR PROGRAMMING.

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JOHN: are you working JOHN: are you up, bud?

JOHN: oh you're up! JOHN: holy crap you're so cool! JOHN: you have like one of those, uh, that weird antenna thing with a little light on the top! ANONBOT: PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME TO BE ENTERED INTO THE DATABASE BEEP BOOP.

JOHN: oh! uh, my name is john egbert! ANONBOT: DATA ENCODED, HELLO JOHN EGBERT! YOU ARE CURRENTLY TESTING MODEL 413 OF ANONBOT, MADE BY SKAIANET SYSTEMS. WE HOPE YOU FIND THIS EXPERIENCE SATISFACTORY. ==> NOW LOADING AI...

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