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july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

do not come to my notifs with ur fuck ass harry potter username

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

ice berg lettuce explained