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do not come to my notifs with ur fuck ass harry potter username

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

ice berg lettuce explained

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

And stickers!

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

And I love you for that

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark